In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[stillamortalmuggle]

yes, but consider this: gansey on drunk history

[squidwithelbows]

I couldn’t resist, every way I imagine this panning out is awful and hilarious.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

• batman rogues: we're going to kill batman
• superman rogues: we're going to kill superman
• wonder woman rogues: we're going to kill wonder woman
• flash rogues: where's the flash? he's been out of town for a week we miss him :(

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[aliasvaughn]

In actually relevant breaking news. Happening right now.

Proud of these people actually standing up for what matters and sending Paul Ryan a nice “eff you” message. Because THE AMERICAN PEOPLE are much more important than Paul Ryan and the GOP bowing to NRA money.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

yo just rewatching the flash episode where barry goes back in time a year for evil wells’ help and, okay, so in the first iteration of this timeline, hartley threatens cisco in wonderful and terrible ways, gives hints about ronnie’s fate, and then ultimately escapes. but in the second go-around, he doesn’t escape because LOL BARRY FUCK WITH TIME MORE, but winds up making dementor references to complement cisco’s earlier dementor references and then saving himself, caitlin, and cisco with his gauntlets. then a year later he’s good and working with the team on like a contractor basis and maybe sort of reconciled with his parents, and that’s GREAT and basically everything i want. but before barry leaves for the present again, wells also TWICE tells cisco to leave hartley in his cell despite cisco’s suggestions to the contrary, so sweet jesus how long was non-metahuman hartley rathaway in that pipeline cell before evil wells let him out??

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[shybat]

*romantically calls you dude*

[wolffenstien]

*platonically calls you babe*

[starry-nights-and-coffee]

Romantically calls you dude: Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Gemini, Capricorn, Virgo

Platonically calls you babe: Taurus, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Pisces, Cancer

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[jamescook]

iasip meme: [9/10] episodes

7x07, “Chardee Macdennis: The Game of Games”

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[playbill]

Kristin Chenoweth Joins Hairspray Live!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[samanthabeeismyqueen]

“So today I am angry, I am frustrated, but I, like my fellow senators standing here right now, will not let this finite defeat undermine our infinite determination to close these gaping loopholes. We may have lost today, but we will not give up. And my appeal is to the American people because as was said already, we have the overwhelming majority of folks with us. And it’s time that we begin to demonstrate the truth that the power of the people is greater than the people in power. ” — Sen. Cory Booker

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[sarahruhlofficial]

the oompa loompas are a greek chorus

[caecilius-est-pater]

First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places.

(Veruca falls into the trash chute)
Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows…

(Oedipus stabs his eyes out)
Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do
I’ve got another riddle for you
What do you get when you sleep with your mum?
A curse on your kids for decades to come~

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[sunnyinsouthphilly]

Foreshadowing.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

The fic I want to read isn’t just appearing because I’m wishing for it super hard so I’m reading fic I wrote six years ago. It’s so old I don’t even remember it! It’s like reading someone else’s fic!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

gonna start sticking a dollar in a jar every time republicans piss me off. gonna be a bazillionaire by christmas.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[marcisischo]

Red Alert: We are GO for FLASHPOINT, people!