In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
florahart

Your Own personsal sub-genre:

cybernesis

The last thing you ate followed by “-punk”

copperbadge

I EMBRACE RAVIOLIPUNK

drgaellon

bacon-egg-and-cheese-on-a-kaiser-roll-punk? a little cumbersome. or diet-coke-punk, but that’s “drank,” not “ate.”

copperbadge

Oh man, but SANDWICHPUNK! Sandwichpunk is very cool!  

florahart

Smoothiepunk. I don’t even know what this would look like. I feel like “punk” implies a lot of sort of hard pieces attached? Maybe the aesthetic of smoothiepunk is, like, embedded chia and pumpkin seeds in everything and drapings of shredded kale.

Although, this smoothie was OJ, peaches, a whole carrot, and soy protein stuff, no kale or chia to be found, so I guess I was doing it wrong

nonnegative

Marshmallowpunk. This is probably the most accurate meme about me ever.

marshmallowpunk bitches

HE’S POWERING UP THE MAGNETAR

god bless tom cavanagh for being able to pull shitty lines like that off. between him and jesse l. martin, that cast is blessed. and speaking of people on the cw who are older than me, make harry and joe hang out with cat grant, please and thanks.

and with that i'm done my flash rewatch thank goodness the end of the zoom arc is such a slog and then barry goes and does the most barry and most stupid thing ever come on barry the flash

My Flash rewatch took me past both Earth-2 episodes and on through my third viewing of the Time Wraith Happy Fun Time Hour with Eobard Thawne and Hartley Rathaway today, and it was so satisfying that I halfway considered just stopping there until I remembered I have almost no idea what happened in the last six episodes of the season, even though I definitely watched them all. Probably should figure that out so I can ground all these ideas I’m having.

hysterical laughter and crying because that's who i am i feel like dennis reynolds when he had his first feelings in ten years though with fic ideas instead of feelings because lordy am i always filled with those the flash the flash cw
cacchieressa
unpretty

i feel like wonder woman could get away with throwing batman over her shoulder to carry him away exactly once, just because she would have the element of surprise. batman prepares for everything but there are limits. if you were batman would you ever in a million years expect a woman who is two inches shorter than you in one-inch heels to just pick you up and leave like she’s carrying a bag of sand to build a wall. like you are the victim of a cartoon caveman from the fifties. i postulate that you would not. maybe in her arms like a lumberjack’s bride, but a fireman’s carry? while he is not only conscious, but entirely capable of moving under his own power? this is the one scenario that batman never prepared for and he suffers the consequences. she could never get away with it again and so she doesn’t even try but from that moment on the possibility is always in the back of his mind. he is on alert. he wants her to try again so he can prove it won’t work this time. she never gives him the satisfaction. he can never explain to anyone how he is suffering. no one will understand. he stands on a rooftop in the rain and broods.

batman wonder woman let's make this happen people