In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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We're all familiar with the concept of the Sex Pistols blurting out all of Mista's feelings, but what about GER, since it's ALSO a sentient Stand?

*Mista, sleeping peacefully*

Otherworldly voice: M̡̙̥̖͓̲ORT͚̖̲̥̻͝A͖̮̻̹L̨̪̫̥ͅ

Mista, waking up to find GER crouching on his chest like a sleep paralysis demon with glowing unblinking eyes: What the-

GER: M҉̫͉͔͍Y̬͖͖͚͉̖ ̵͖̮̜̘M̢̟͓̱̼̭A̻͓̤Ś͖̫̜̫̬T͎̮̹̕ER̥̀ ̷̼̝͚H̤̗̰͞A̟͉̣S͢ ̪̪D̠̰̪E̩͖̼͜V҉̮̜͚̮E̡̦̦̣͖͍̥L̖͔O̺PE̡̙̜̩D͍ ̝̟̹͈̩͍̖F͖̙͍̗È̠̖̝̭̳͈EL͈͙I҉̞̟̥͉̻̘̞N̠̪͚G̮̥̫̝S̨̲ͅ ͙̺O̦F͕͡ ̜̘̟̗̖͖̗RO̱̮͠M̬̬̜̜̯̗̻A̞̬̩͖̜̗N̯̲T̝̹͟I̼̺̰̮͕̰̹C̖̼̫̰ Ń͔̳̟ͅA͔͕̠̞͕̥̰͝T̶̖U͎R̺̭̲͖͎É͖̠͈ F̻̬͝O̝͔̣͝R͈̲̻̫̯̙͟ͅ ̻Y͍̪̭͇̲͕͡ǪU̯̬̮.͔͕̮͕̥ ̴͉I̥̟͕̱͔̳Ṱ͕̩͔̖̼̥͟ ͇C̟̗̪͔̭͉̮A̺͙͚̟͘US̬̲E͍S̵̰̟̰͇͍̞̥ ͉͘U̗͙̰̙̱S̨̠ ̧͍G͖̣͚̦͙͜R͈̲͕̖̼̙E̡A̧T̸̗̙̟ ̱͉͔Ḑ͉ͅÌ̤͍̘̥̲̬S̞͇̯͙͕͢C̷̱̘̦̣͙O̹MFO̶R̫̱͍͚̖̮͠T͏̹̙̻.̜ ͍̞̯̰͈̘̩

GER: F͘R̟͕͎̦E̡̼͚̘̲̼E̛̙̞̻ ͇̩̹̮̩̜͘ͅH̢̯̠I҉̬͉̣̤̻͇̟M͡ ͇̠͠F͇̖̯̺̗̫̲R̞͓̟̜͖͈̬͡O̮̰̘͜Ḿ͙̝̪̼͉̘ͅ ̮͙͘TH̤̩̕I̘̗͔̰̭̘S̩̠͈͕ ̦̦PR̦E̩̖͉̮̱D̹Ḭ̬̯͙̦̫Ć̟͎͎A̧̙̠͕M̤͙̜͍̩͙̮͜È̺͈͔̳Ṋ̰͚͘T̺̱̯̳̩̙ ̬A͍N͙͍D̞̮̫͜ ҉̣̻̦̠̺̰E̶A͎S̛̪͇̦͖̺̲̭Ḛ̬̲̲̮̕ ̨̪͈̭̳͇̮H̲͍̪̹̩I̱̮̫͟S͙̮̞͓̩̮̫ ̲̥̼̫̖BU̧͓͍̗̯̗R̷͚̘̰͙DE̴̱͇̗͙̲N̯͕.͏͇͓̤̼ͅ.͟.̯̟͙͓̰ͅ

GER: ̫̫̳͇͡...O͎̣̭̜̫̩̞R҉̖̗̱̙ ̯̪͎̹̣͝E̩͇͜L̗͔͠S̷̰̭̤͙̫̱͔E̛̯ͅ.̨͓̜̮̥͇

*GER disappears into thin air*

Mista:

Mista: OR ELSE WHAT?

this is the funniest jjba post i’ve read and i’ve read fifteen jjba posts (fifty is not a lot wait did you say fifteen) giomis jojo’s bizarre adventure vento aureo
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TsukkiYama Week 2019

Day 1; first | royalty/historical .

Hello!!!! Today begins tsukkiyama week and I am very happy to be from the beginning !!!!😭😭💕💕 I usually make a mixture of both prompts! That's what I did now, can I do it right? is allowed? Hope so !!

This is the first time that King Tsukki meets his new personal Knight. 🌟☄💕

(Hahaha I'll never draw knight again: "))

haikyuu!! tsukkiyama fanart ahhh ahhhhh !!!!
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jojo’s bizarre adventure: golden wind | just like me, they long to be (close to you)

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Giomis, background Naratrish, 4.7k, T. Everyone Lives AU, post-canon. 

Mista has a problem. The problem is love. 

Mista remembers when he got his Stand. It had hurt. A lot. In a different way than he was used to getting hurt—it hadn’t felt like getting kicked in the ribs or punched in the face, and it hadn’t felt like a broken nose. It had felt like his whole body was being pried apart, atom by atom. It had felt like he was going to die.

Liking Giorno is worse. Way worse. Liking Giorno is so bad that he’d take getting ten more Stands from Polpo any day; it’s so bad that getting the shit kicked out of him sounds preferable, sometimes. Liking Giorno sucks.

Even “like” seems like too light of a word for it. Of course he likes Giorno—he likes the way the light lands on him, like the sun through branches. He likes the different ways that Giorno says his name: sometimes brisk and commanding like the wind, and sometimes careful and steady like low tide. He likes the way that Giorno looks in blue, and he likes Giorno’s weird jokes. He likes the way that Giorno makes him feel like he can do anything.

He likes tripe, too. But he doesn’t like it like that.

Read it HERE on AO3. 

WRITTEN FOR ME uh hi tumblr i'm super into jojo's bizarre adventure now sorry giomis fic by others