In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Popular Pakistani model and social media personality Qandeel Baloch was killed by one of her brothers for “dishonoring” their family, police say.

Baloch was a an at-times controversial internet star who starred in viral videos – the provocative selfies she shared prompting her to be dubbed Pakistani’s own Kim Kardashian. She was murdered after her brother warned her to stop posting photos and videos on social media, her parents said according to The Express Tribune.

Just three weeks ago, she had asked police for protection after receiving numerous death threats, particularly on social media where she was the target of misogynist abuse.

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politics abuse i was just reading about this it's horrible
illilluminate
moritzwait:
“trainer hanschen!! i wanted to design new clothes for him but i honestly cant imagine hanschen in anything other than his preppyass uniform TBH. also wanted to give him andys shiny lugia but that would be kinda unrealistic
team: prospero...
moritzwait

trainer hanschen!! i wanted to design new clothes for him but i honestly cant imagine hanschen in anything other than his preppyass uniform TBH. also wanted to give him andys shiny lugia but that would be kinda unrealistic

team: prospero (serperior), cream (glaceon), desdemona (persian), achilles (escavalier (ernst has an accelgor named patroclus)), adonis (floette), daphne (meowstic)

this is like superfan fanart right here but since i understand it i must reblog it spring awakening pokemon andy mientus fanart
moregraceful

Anonymous asked:

Tom does not respect Taylor. She put out too soon. He will marry a wholesome girl.

missviolethunter answered:

My dear Miss Nonny:

How do you in Nonnyland? Here we are having a very hot and uncomfortable summer, but thankfully in the last few days we have been blessed with a delicious cool breeze.

It pains me to see you so concerned about Miss Swift’s reputation. How immensely thoughtful you are to take such pains in enquiring about a young lady that is merely a passing acquaintance of yours.

But fear not, my friend, because I can assure you that the situation is not as dire as it sounds. It’s true that a few weeks ago, when we first learned that Ms. Swift had eloped with Mr. Hiddleston, we all believed they were going straight to Gretna Green to get married. We later knew that their travels had taken them elsewhere, and our concern for Miss Swift’s safety grew every passing day.

However, I happen to know now from very reputable sources that Miss Swift’s family and friends are taking every possible measure to see this situation arranged without delay. In fact, as I write to you Mr. Swift has send a relative of his entire confidence to London, in search of Miss Swift and Mr. Hiddleston; and this relative has promised he will not return until he has seen them properly married.

I can confide in you, my dear Miss Nonny, that I have the firm conviction that the issue will be resolved soon in the most satisfactory way. After all, Miss Swift is a very accomplished young lady: not only is she sufficiently beautiful, sweet and sensible; she has also had the benefit of a good education, being well versed in all the arts, but especially in music, singing and dancing. And let us not forget that she has an income of seventy million a year, and very likely more! Any young man, from London or from the countryside, would call himself lucky to join in matrimony a young lady of such excellent prospects.

But perhaps your concern on the matter comes from your mistrust of Mr. Hiddleston’s character. To this I must again answer you with reassuring words. Although I don’t have the pleasure of being acquainted with the gentleman in person, every report I’ve had of him and his family has been impeccable. In case you haven’t heard it already, I must let you know that the young man attended Eton College in his youth; and then Cambridge University, where he became greatly versed in the Classics. Besides, he has a sizeable income of his own, which dispels those alarming rumours of him being a fortune hunter that some uncouth people have been spreading all around the country. All of his acquaintances speak wonders of his gentle humour and amiable character, and I have to say that he would be the last man in England of whom I would expect a villainy of any kind.

Undoubtedly, a gentleman of such high character and respectability would never have the audacity of taking a lady away from her friends and family without the intention of making her his wife. Under this circumstances the elopement can only be due to a moment of foolishness and, I dare say, an excess of passion, that I am sure will be placated as soon as they are properly joined in Holy Matrimony.

I sincerely hope this letter will find you well, and I expect it will also quench all your fears. I will pass your kind regards to Mrs. Swift, who, despite being justly concerned about her daughter’s welfare and respectability, shares with me and with all of her friends the undying hope that this unfortunate adventure will end very soon in the most satisfactory way.

You must promise to visit the next time you’re in Spain. I trust that the situation will be resolved by then and we will be able to raise a glass to the health of the newly married couple.

My duty to all your family, and especially to your dear aunt Mrs. Incognito.

Ever your friend,
Violet Hunter.

Madrid, July 14th, year of Our Lord 1816.

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maevecurrywrites

This, my friends, is the most epic anon hate smackdown I’ve ever read.

@missviolethunter, I love you.

sweetsigyn

I’m crying, this is wonderful. 

don't care about either of them but i sure did lol tom hiddleston taylor swift

PSA to the fifteen people who watched Other Space on Yahoo: Ghostbusters has guest spots for almost the whole cast. Neil Casey (Kent) has a major role, Karan Soni (Stewart) and Bess Rous (Karen) have featured roles, and Milana Vayntrub (Tina) and Eugene Cordero (Michael) have cameos.

Obviously it was great spotting most of the cast of the original Ghostbusters, but the Other Space shoutouts felt like a Where’s Waldo? just for me.

other space ghostbusters have i mentioned ten times that i loved it?
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claidilady

I like Bernie but If Hillary wins the primary I’ll vote Hillary. I love y'all but if you let Christie or Trump become president because you wanted to throw a tantrum over Hillary winning primaries I will personally punch every other registered voter in the face. I had to suffer through eight years of a republican president I didn’t elect and I won’t do it again.

I’ll have at least four years to work my way through a punching list don’t think I won’t try it.

septiplier-freak

But Obama isn’t republican..unless you’re talking about a different president?

claidilady

yes dear child, I was alive during the years 2000-2008, when President George W. Bush was president-elect. I don’t say this to be rude because you’re 16, and you don’t know, because you couldn’t have known, but now it is my faithful duty to tell you so you are informed as to why we (I) hate Republicans. You may not know him very well, but here’s a picture:

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It’s an understatement to say that the Mission, was in fact, not accomplished.  

He’s the guy that Obama replaced in large part because everyone hated George W. Bush. Why?:

  • Despite extensive warnings of incoming threats, Bush took no action to prevent 9/11 from happening, leading several respectable political science scholars to indicate that Bush was at least partially responsible for the attacks actually occurring (if not wholly responsible for not preventing them)
  • actually let’s remember that when he was immediately alerted to the attack, he continued to read a children’s story to elementary schoolers and then Air Force one and himself were gone for several hours after the attack. 
  • he turned an inherited budget surplus into a 1.2 trillion dollar deficit.
  • a small deficit is one thing! 1.2 trillion dollars is NOT SMALL. Bill Clinton did have some part in the lead-up to a failing economy but Bush….Bush destroyed it.
  • The entire 2008 collapse began while he was still in office and basically did nothing about it. This wasn’t just an American collapse. This was a world-wide financial collapse that happened because American banks were failing (in large part due to massive amounts of tax-cuts and de-regulation put forth by Bush!). It triggered a world-wide collapse. He was partially responsible for our country’s second great depression. 
  • He is 100% responsible for the mishandling of Hurricane Katrina and the guy Kanye West was referring to when he said “George Bush hates black people.” 
  • the war in Iraq, the war in Afghanistan, the “war on Terror”
  • LAUNCHING WARS WITHOUT CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL
  • the entire existence of Guantanamo Bay
  • the Patriot Act
  • his own party wanted nothing to do with him in 2008 
  • heckuva job, brownie
  • waterboarding
  • ….he literally stole the election in 2000 
  • pulled us out of the kyoto protocal to deal with global warming problems
  • US troops given faulty, or unsafe gear
  • Abu Gharib prison and all other crimes of war already mentioned here or not mentioned
  • War profiteering! The list of top Bush administration officials whose former corporate employers made billions in Pentagon contracts starts with Vice-President Dick Cheney and Halliburton, which made $39.5 billion, and included his daughter, Liz Cheney, who ran a $300 million Middle East partnership program.
  • cutting veteran’s health care benefits 
  • pardoning Scooter Libby
  • cut and froze pell grants for poor students
  • no child left behind act is the reason why you probably have to take those god forsaken dumb standardized tests for no real GOOD reason
  • Reporters analyzing Bush’s record found that he took off 1,020 days in two four-year terms—more than one out of every three days. No other modern president comes close. Bush also set the record for the longest vacation among modern presidents—five weeks, the Washington Post noted.   
  • i could keep listing shit for days honestly but i won’t

suffice to say: George W. Bush is the worst president I lived through, he is the worst president in the last 50 years, and his blatant incompetence and failures are why the Republican party is rapidly devouring itself like a crazed ouroboros and might try to elect Trump. He is the reason why Stephen Colbert parodied the right as satire – why The Daily Show gained huge amounts of relevance, why the rest of the world hated us for a good eight years solid, why huge amounts of various civil and constitutional rights were literally eroded and denied to us, why we’re so in the debt hole even now, and why i registered Democrat when I turned 18, because honestly fuck the entire Republican party. Burn it to the ground and salt the earth

suricattus

Every. Damn. Word.

thequeersouthernbelle

TEACH THE CHILDREN

yesss i will not live through another 2000 election you hear me? politics