i made some memes for The Best Thing To Ever Happen To Me™ also
don’t try to tell me that erin wouldn’t fight a 6-year-old who called her a butt baby
Me: *Thinks about making a post*
Me: *Thinks of all the ways it could blow up in my face*
voter registration deadlines
- Alabama 10/24/2016
- Alaska 10/9/2016
- Arizona 10/10/2016
- Arkansas 10/10/2016
- California 10/24/2016
- Colorado 10/17/2016
- Connecticut 11/1/2016
- Delaware 10/15/2016
- District of Columbia 10/11/2016
- Florida 10/11/2016
- Georgia 10/11/2016
- Hawaii 10/10/2016
- Idaho 10/14/2016
- Illinois 10/11/2016
- Indiana 10/11/2016
- Iowa 10/29/2016
- Kansas 10/14/2016
- Kentucky 10/11/2016
- Louisiana 10/11/2016
- Maine 10/18/2016
- Maryland 10/18/2016
- Massachusetts 10/19/2016
- Michigan 10/11/2016
- Minnesota 10/18/2016
- Mississippi 10/8/2016
- Missouri 10/12/2016
- Montana 10/11/2016
- Nebraska 10/21/2016
- Nevada 10/8/2016
- New Hampshire 10/29/2016
- New Jersey 10/18/2016
- New Mexico 10/11/2016
- New York 10/14/2016
- North Carolina 10/14/2016
- North Dakota - No voter registration
- Ohio 10/11/2016
- Oklahoma 10/14/2016
- Oregon 10/18/2016
- Pennsylvania 10/11/2016
- Rhode Island 10/9/2016
- South Carolina 10/8/2016
- South Dakota 10/24/2016
- Tennessee 10/11/2016
- Texas 10/11/2016
- Utah 10/11/2016
- Vermont 11/2/2016
- Virginia 10/17/2016
- Washington 10/10/2016
- West Virginia 10/18/2016
- Wisconsin 10/19/2016
- Wyoming 10/24/2016
everything you need to know about voting: including how to vote early in 37 states and how to vote absentee
- How I thought Les Miserables the brick would start: Jean Valjean is in prison with other guys and they are at hard labor.
- How it started: 60 page description on the Bishop and everything he does.
Everybody knows about Hillary
Everybody knows Hillary’s a liar. Everybody knows Hillary’s corrupt. Everybody knows Hillary’s a criminal. Everybody hates Hillary, and no one enthusiastically supports her; her voters are just afraid of Trump.
I’ve heard these things stated over and over throughout the primaries, without any sources to back them up. Who needs sources? We all know Hillary Clinton’s the worst, don’t we? She wouldn’t have decades of scandals and all these hearings and investigations if she weren’t. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.
Well, except the smoke about Whitewater, because that seven year investigation found no evidence of wrongdoing by the Clintons.
And it turns out that six official investigations into Vince Foster’s suicide found nothing to suggest the Clintons had a hand in his death. In fact, there’s no evidence pinning them to any of the dozens of deaths they’re said to have caused.
There’s always Benghazi, though. Sure, the eighth investigation ended the way the first seven did, with no evidence of wrongdoing, but maybe another investigation will find the truth!
Okay, but what about her email server and the way she compromised national security and tried to cover it up? FBI director James Comey even overstepped his authority when speaking about the investigation’s findings in order to publicly condemn her! Except he also said that “no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case”, and later clarified before a House Oversight and Government Reform Committee hearing that there was no evidence Clinton’s server had been hacked, that Clinton did not lie, and that she did not break the law.
Well, she still voted for the Iraq War when she was senator! Which she freely admits was a mistake. She and other senators believed that the Congressional Resolution they were voting for would authorize the president to use force only after “diplomatic or other peaceful means” had been exhausted. She even said during the Senate debate on the resolution that attacking then and there could “set a precedent that could come back to haunt us.”
Still, she won’t release the transcripts of those speeches she was paid for! How dare she not give up her intellectual property created while she was a private citizen, never mind that one of the speeches is already freely available for viewing online. Why can’t she be like Trump and Sanders and just refuse to release her tax returns instead?
But she’s a liar! There’s a video of her lying for thirteen straight minutes! True, it’s manipulatively edited and mostly just showing how her views, like anyone else’s, have evolved over time, and Politifact ranks her as the most honest candidate, and the former executive editor of The New York Times called her “fundamentally honest and trustworthy,” but well, everybody knows she’s a liar!
All right, so she’s never been convicted of any crime, and all the investigations into her alleged scandals keep coming up with nothing, and she won the Democratic primaries after consistently polling ahead of Sanders, but that’s only proof of her corruption. She’s rigged the system so that she can get away with anything! She just somehow hasn’t rigged it well enough to keep all this stuff out of the press.
Because that’s definitely more rational than concluding that, just maybe, she’s an imperfect but well-qualified candidate with a bad reputation formed by decades of smears and conspiracy theories.
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forgive me. I already drew the line art, it would’ve been a shame not to color it*
still my favorite episode though…
One of the most touching moments of the Democratic National Convention happened Tuesday when a 102-year-old woman, born before women had the right to vote, nominated America’s first woman to be a major-ticket presidential nominee.
Signs as Star Wars Droids
- R2-D2: Gemini, Scorpio, Virgo, Aquarius
- C-3PO: Libra, Virgo, Cancer, Capricorn
- BB-8: Sagittarius, Aries, Leo, Gemini
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