drunktuesdays asked:
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while i’m not surprised lea’s asking me about colonoscopies and mammograms, my answer is boring, because i’ve never had either. :(
Ask Meme for the “Experienced” Side of Tumblr
I’m faux drunk on migraine meds, so I made up an ask meme for those of us who are >30. But anyone is welcome to play!
Go ahead and send me a number or three…
- How many jobs have you had, and which was your favorite?
- When did you first connect to other people via computers?
- We’re/are you on AOL? Compuserve? LJ? Dreamwidth? A Listserv? Other?
- If you went to college, does your major match your career/current job?
- Have you had a mammogram? Colonoscopy?
- When did you get your first cell phone? What was it like? (Did it have a screen? Could you text? Was it a brick or flip?)
- When did your family first acquire a color TV?
- When did your family acquire a second TV?
- Did you ever own “designer jeans”?
- Have you ever been to a disco?
- How many places (towns, states, countries) have you lived in?
- Have any of you contemporary friends died? (I.e., people more or less you age.)
- Are you parents still living?
- Do you have any gray hairs?
- Did you or your family own a Betamax?
- How did you spend New Year’s Eve 1999/2000?
- What’s the oldest article of clothing you still wear?
- Do you eat your vegetables?
- Are the privileges of adulthood worth the responsibilities?
- Do you feel like an adult?
- Is youth wasted on the young?
did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect
it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you
Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser
“On the one hand you have the most breathtakingly unqualified ignoramus to ever heave his spray-tanned bulk within striking distance of elected office. A race-baiting bully who, according to two meticulously researched biographies, is a tax-cheating, investor-swindling, worker-shafting, dictator-loving, pathologically lying, attorney’s general bribing, philandering mobbed-up narcissistic serial con-artist who hasn’t got the attention span to read a fortune cookie much less a fucking intelligence briefing. BUT, on the other hand, Hillary Clinton used a private email server.” — Samantha Bee
“My Heart Broke in Hollywood!”, art by Jim Steranko, in Our Love Story #5, June 1970
WOW.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 4 premieres Tuesday, September 20!
(Guest starring: Rhea Perlman, Jorma Taccone and Maya Ruldoph)
- leaving a comment on a stranger's fic on AO3: I enjoyed this so much! The bit where you did [X] was amazing! [quote from the fic] this section was lovely and I liked how you wrote it! <3
- leaving a comment on your friend's fic: fuck u this is illegal how dare u
- replying to strangers' comments on AO3: thank you so much!! I'm glad you enjoyed it!! <3
- replying to your friend's comment on AO3: whatever pal u love me
knightingale-s
