Present for the birth of a meme. hashtag blessed
“I’m really trying to be a good person. And I think I’m changing for the better, so just please, please don’t rat me out.”
Head to savetheday.vote to help elect a qualified and capable president (and also see Mark Ruffalo’s dick in his next movie).
Hillary Clinton on “Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis,” September 20, 2016
Interesting to note that these gifs could probably be used to respond to any question, statement, or moment during the upcoming debate.
Jake’s favorite movie is Die Hard. I asked you for Larry’s favorite movie. Larry’s favorite movie is Failure to Launch.
why i can’t take Ravenclaws seriously
in Shakespearean english, a euphemism for a guys you-know-what was “wit”. so, “the length of a man’s wit” is actually a clever euphemism for talking about how ‘manly’ a guy was/ how big his dick was.
…brings a whole new meaning to
“wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure”
Ok but having a motto that sounds very stuffy but is actually just a dick joke is like the Most Ravenclaw Thing Ever.
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