In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

teaboot

Okay, new rule: if you regularly consume the blood and flesh of a demigod in a room full of chanting elders you’re not allowed to call other religions primitive and evil

candidlyautistic

This is oddly specific and leaves some very interesting questions unanswered.

uirgiliana

Catholicism sure does sound weird when you put it that way.

thesallowbeldam

…Catholics are reblogging this to complain-

that Jesus is not, in fact, a demigod, but rather fully divine and fully human.

The cannibalism is apparently non-controversial.

Good to know.

ihavealotoffeelings

I mean, to be fair, he TOLD us to eat his flesh and drink his blood, so it’s consensual cannibalism. Don’t kinkshame Jesus.

nonnegative

Yeah I mean as far as religions go, Catholicism is pretty specific about communion being literal blood and flesh. Consensual cannibalism in palatable wine and wafer form.

The new ‘Star Trek’ has an out gay lead character — and that’s a big deal

After months of hints, CBS confirmed Tuesday that its new Star Trek series, Star Trek: Discovery, will have an out gay character. Anthony Rapp, most famous as the original Mark in Broadway’s Rent, has been cast as officer and astromycologist Lt. Stamets.

Rapp is himself an out gay man, which makes this casting particularly notable in an industry that still has trouble recognizing and rewarding LGBTQ actors. But Stamets being one of the new series’ primary characters is important on several different levels — especially for this franchise. Read more

pyrrhiccomedy

I see a lot of posts about people feeling embarrassed, like, about everything, all the time, being embarrassed is I guess a huge part of some people’s lives. well listen

my girlfriend left her shoes in the middle of the living room floor, so I hid them in the oven drawer. because I thought it was a drawer that you could like–store things in?? I don’t know, I somehow made it to this point in my life without knowing that the fire happens in there. then I forgot I’d done it, and like, two days went by.

so the next time we went to make dinner, the shoes caught on fire.

then the oven caught on fire

then our whole house was full of black smoke

then the NYC firefighters had to come out to our apartment. there were like six of them.

half the people in our building came out of their apartments to find out what was going on, and if they were going to die or if they needed to evacuate their cats or something

and then an actual, New-York’s-finest firefighter looked me wearily in the eyes and said “try not to keep shoes in your oven” as he left.

and now we need a new oven.

and I would say that I felt…mild embarrassment? I experienced a patina of chagrin. “whoops,” I thought to myself, as the firefighters tromped off and the firetruck drove off into the night. “I should probably have known that about oven drawers.” then I bought my girlfriend a new pair of shoes, since I’d burned her old shoes. then we ordered a pizza.

if I can not feel embarrassed about that, I hope you guys can take heart.

pocketofmadness

Serious question: What is an oven drawer?

pyrrhiccomedy

I mean come on, it just looks like a drawer, right

spacetimeandcoffee

Isn’t that where the pots and pans go?

pyrrhiccomedy

I definitely remember pots and pans getting stored in the drawer of the oven we had when I was growing up. so I figured, okay, that’s a drawer for putting stuff in. key detail I guess: pots and pans are fireproof

unlike shoes

geardrops

GUYS

THAT’S THE FUCKING BROILER

OH MY GOD

cupcakewitchery

Not always the broiler actually. Sometimes it is just a drawer. My aunt keeps snack foods in there (Oreos, Cheetos, the shit she doesn’t want people to know she eats) and her oven has never caught on fire.

So this is handy information for me to start inspecting the oven of every place I ever move into from now until eternity.

geardrops

fair enough but i feel like if shoes go in and fire comes out it’s probably the broiler

clevercheshire

Oh thank god it’s sometimes a drawer. I thought I had a broiler for years and never used it.

raptortooth

So there’s a compartment that SOMETIMES is extra storage and SOMETIMES is full of fire?

thedisreputabledog

Yep, basically.

angelsaves

THIS IS WHY ABBY NO USE FIRE BOX

nonnegative

i currently have a storage compartment because my actual oven is also a broiler and i still get confused when my husband puts pots in there. STOP PUTTING THINGS IN THE BROILER! my mind protests.