In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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tinybed:
“ autobaby:
“ nomadic-alternative:
“ Nomitkon, Tajikistan — I’d never seen a bread eating cat before. But this cat loved bread. He would practically sit down at the table and wait to be served. The owners would throw him a few pieces and...
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Nomitkon, Tajikistan — I’d never seen a bread eating cat before.  But this cat loved bread. He would practically sit down at the table and wait to be served.  The owners would throw him a few pieces and then throw him out of the house, but he would soon sneak back in and continue looking longingly at the loaves.

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bread cat

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looking longingly at the loaves

i feel a connection with this cat adorable cats bread
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humansofnewyork:
“ “We’ve been together for twenty years. I’ve never dated anyone else. But there’s no intimacy. There’s no ring on the finger. He doesn’t even want his family to know we’re together. Maybe it’s my weight. Maybe it’s a status thing....
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“We’ve been together for twenty years. I’ve never dated anyone else. But there’s no intimacy. There’s no ring on the finger. He doesn’t even want his family to know we’re together. Maybe it’s my weight. Maybe it’s a status thing. But he keeps me away from his family. I accidentally sat by his sister at a basketball game, and his jaw nearly dropped to the floor. We’ve only made love once. That was twelve years ago. He won’t kiss me or touch me. I’ve just stopped asking. But he insists that we’re in a relationship. He got mad when I tried to change my relationship status to ‘single.’ He got on my computer and changed it back. I didn’t even know that he knew my password. I told myself that I was OK with it. I told myself that I’m OK with not being touched. But I don’t think I am. I recently went to a therapist for the first time. I was so scared he’d find out that I parked my car next door. But maybe it would be good if he found out. Maybe he’d leave me and give me a chance.”

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The ten most relatable things about Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Drunk History episode

10. Loudly and forcefully denying that you like The Monkees more than The Beatles.

9. That thing where your memory’s already spotty and you’re really giggly. Saying so out loud.

8. Needing to lean forward because you’ve just realized you’re SUUUUUUUPER drunk.

7. Telling the person you’re with that you need to lean forward.

6. Going from being across the room from the person you’re drinking with to sitting in that person’s lap over the course of the evening.

5. Wanting to order Domino’s.

4. Singing Semisonic’s ‘Closing Time’ while completely trashed.

3. Drunk dialing your BFF who’s not there. Bonus Twitter follow-up: Not remembering doing that the next day.

2. “As long as I gotta job, you gotta job. As long as I gotta job, you gotta job.”

1. Facetiming with ?uestlove. (Okay, maybe not this one.)

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