Reblog if you’re 30 or older
This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!
This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!
Nomitkon, Tajikistan — I’d never seen a bread eating cat before. But this cat loved bread. He would practically sit down at the table and wait to be served. The owners would throw him a few pieces and then throw him out of the house, but he would soon sneak back in and continue looking longingly at the loaves.
bread cat
looking longingly at the loaves
So if you ever need any help, you can always contact the team.
listen y’all, he harnessed his superpower and put it in tech. cisco ramon, in a nutshell.
Here’s Reggie with a sick burn in Chemistry class.
let’s just face it, the comics code meant reggie couldn’t make the joke he really wanted to.
I also included communication functionality, so if you ever need any help you can always contact the team.
“We’ve been together for twenty years. I’ve never dated anyone else. But there’s no intimacy. There’s no ring on the finger. He doesn’t even want his family to know we’re together. Maybe it’s my weight. Maybe it’s a status thing. But he keeps me away from his family. I accidentally sat by his sister at a basketball game, and his jaw nearly dropped to the floor. We’ve only made love once. That was twelve years ago. He won’t kiss me or touch me. I’ve just stopped asking. But he insists that we’re in a relationship. He got mad when I tried to change my relationship status to ‘single.’ He got on my computer and changed it back. I didn’t even know that he knew my password. I told myself that I was OK with it. I told myself that I’m OK with not being touched. But I don’t think I am. I recently went to a therapist for the first time. I was so scared he’d find out that I parked my car next door. But maybe it would be good if he found out. Maybe he’d leave me and give me a chance.”
10. Loudly and forcefully denying that you like The Monkees more than The Beatles.
9. That thing where your memory’s already spotty and you’re really giggly. Saying so out loud.
8. Needing to lean forward because you’ve just realized you’re SUUUUUUUPER drunk.
7. Telling the person you’re with that you need to lean forward.
6. Going from being across the room from the person you’re drinking with to sitting in that person’s lap over the course of the evening.
5. Wanting to order Domino’s.
4. Singing Semisonic’s ‘Closing Time’ while completely trashed.
3. Drunk dialing your BFF who’s not there. Bonus Twitter follow-up: Not remembering doing that the next day.
2. “As long as I gotta job, you gotta job. As long as I gotta job, you gotta job.”
1. Facetiming with ?uestlove. (Okay, maybe not this one.)