In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[yeahponcho]

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

[mineapple]

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

[sushinfood]

what a pure video

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[fuck-customers]

Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed:
“I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

[jhenne-bean]

“Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned”

Originally posted by christian-serrano

[freshest-tittymilk]

@fleamont can you verify?

[fleamont]

Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.

[freshest-tittymilk]

Y'ALL AIN’T GOT LEMONADE?!?!??

madness…

[kingjaffejoffer]

“we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade“

[thetallblacknerd]

That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence

[blasianxbri]

What the… Lmao

[yosoyleche]

Why is it called lemonade then? 🤔

[fiontan]

@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?

[casualswfan]

IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P

[fiontan]

LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE

[lantilles]

Things heating up in the drink fandom

[fairytalesandimaginings]

I’m pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didn’t seem to be a common brand so I’d ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonade 

[questions-within-questions]

Sprite is a recognised brand here, but it’s not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.

[mukkora]

This is fucked up.

[tparadox]

Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage).

Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN

[taiey]

Living? Sensibly?

Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.

[romansnow]

Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, is made on Earth.

Earth is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar System’s four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.

The people of Earth are known as “Earthlings” or “Spriteloids” interchangeably (although not to each other).

[philsandifer]

At least in the UK, if you order lemonade you’ll sometimes get Sprite, but if it’s proper it’s a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.

[froborr]

Oh shit, I’ve had gassosa, it’s AMAZING.

[elexuscal]

I just want to say that the whole ‘lemonade and Sprite are interchangeable’ is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience

[kingkilling-and-stormlight]

@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!

[bre-e-e-e]

@kingkilling-and-stormlight so… what you are all saying is. Lemonade is … not fizzy… in America?

[lierdumoa]

You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buy “fresh squeezed lemonade” at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically it’s diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isn’t so overpowering. 

In the south, it’s very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.

[monanotlisa]

In Germany, you’d ask for “Limonade” and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; it’ll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.

[minim-calibre]

As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented by someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but can’t remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.

[orcasocks]

Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????

[rashaka]

oh wow I hadn’t even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.

[royalxanadu]

Omg Someone please answer the Beyoncé question!

[christel-thoughts]

Ohhhhh my god. Here we were thinking Australia was just Aussie-ing and it’s us Americaning.

Back to Beyoncé. When the interlude said “gave me lemons so I made lemonade”, y'all thought she was talking about Sprite? I’m confused.

[suaimhneascroi]

Well speaking for myself as Irish we would definitely consider Sprite to be lemonade, and like we have red lemonade and brown lemonade and they are both what we’d call minerals (fizzy drunks) but you can totally buy like fancy lemonade that’s not fizzy that’s more like what I think Americans think of as lemonade. With regards to the Beyonce album I was thinking about like the stuff you’d make from scratch. Like I should say we totally have the phrase if life gives you lemons so I think most people in Ireland and the UK would have understood it as a reference to like a freshly made lemon drink that’s not similar to Sprite.

[nonnegative]

i was fine with ‘okay so lemonade is basically lemon soda in a lot of places’ until my irish mutual above me here broke out red lemonade and brown lemonade. NOW i’m lost.

[suaimhneascroi]

Lol fizzy drunks was definitely typo. I do think red and brown lemonade are Irish things. Red lemonade being more southern and brown lemonade being a northern thing. On Halloween they label the brown stuff as Witches Brew which I’ve always liked. You can totally get white lemonade as well. So if you’re in the pub and ask for a vodka blackcurrant and white you’d get a vodka with a dash of blackcurrant squash and whatever white fizzy lemonade they have. I don’t know if everyone on the island feels this way but I’d classify the fresh non fizzy lemonade as “fancy” for sure. To complicate matters 7Up as opposed to Sprite would be the lemon mineral (fizzy drink) of choice here given that flat 7Up is used a cure for an upset stomach.

Basically we might call fizzy lemon drinks lemonade but we know the difference like.

[nonnegative]

i guess i’m booking a flight to ireland, is what i’m learning here.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[fuck-customers]

Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed:
“I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

[jhenne-bean]

“Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned”

Originally posted by christian-serrano

[freshest-tittymilk]

@fleamont can you verify?

[fleamont]

Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.

[freshest-tittymilk]

Y'ALL AIN’T GOT LEMONADE?!?!??

madness…

[kingjaffejoffer]

“we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade“

[thetallblacknerd]

That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence

[blasianxbri]

What the… Lmao

[yosoyleche]

Why is it called lemonade then? 🤔

[fiontan]

@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?

[casualswfan]

IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P

[fiontan]

LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE

[lantilles]

Things heating up in the drink fandom

[fairytalesandimaginings]

I’m pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didn’t seem to be a common brand so I’d ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonade 

[questions-within-questions]

Sprite is a recognised brand here, but it’s not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.

[mukkora]

This is fucked up.

[tparadox]

Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage).

Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN

[taiey]

Living? Sensibly?

Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.

[romansnow]

Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, is made on Earth.

Earth is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar System’s four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.

The people of Earth are known as “Earthlings” or “Spriteloids” interchangeably (although not to each other).

[philsandifer]

At least in the UK, if you order lemonade you’ll sometimes get Sprite, but if it’s proper it’s a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.

[froborr]

Oh shit, I’ve had gassosa, it’s AMAZING.

[elexuscal]

I just want to say that the whole ‘lemonade and Sprite are interchangeable’ is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience

[kingkilling-and-stormlight]

@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!

[bre-e-e-e]

@kingkilling-and-stormlight so… what you are all saying is. Lemonade is … not fizzy… in America?

[lierdumoa]

You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buy “fresh squeezed lemonade” at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically it’s diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isn’t so overpowering. 

In the south, it’s very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.

[monanotlisa]

In Germany, you’d ask for “Limonade” and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; it’ll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.

[minim-calibre]

As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented by someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but can’t remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.

[orcasocks]

Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????

[rashaka]

oh wow I hadn’t even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.

[royalxanadu]

Omg Someone please answer the Beyoncé question!

[christel-thoughts]

Ohhhhh my god. Here we were thinking Australia was just Aussie-ing and it’s us Americaning.

Back to Beyoncé. When the interlude said “gave me lemons so I made lemonade”, y'all thought she was talking about Sprite? I’m confused.

[suaimhneascroi]

Well speaking for myself as Irish we would definitely consider Sprite to be lemonade, and like we have red lemonade and brown lemonade and they are both what we’d call minerals (fizzy drunks) but you can totally buy like fancy lemonade that’s not fizzy that’s more like what I think Americans think of as lemonade. With regards to the Beyonce album I was thinking about like the stuff you’d make from scratch. Like I should say we totally have the phrase if life gives you lemons so I think most people in Ireland and the UK would have understood it as a reference to like a freshly made lemon drink that’s not similar to Sprite.

[nonnegative]

i was fine with ‘okay so lemonade is basically lemon soda in a lot of places’ until my irish mutual above me here broke out red lemonade and brown lemonade. NOW i’m lost.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[dailylmm]

Lin’s been nominated for a Golden Globe!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[theasgardiandetective]

So they’ve already put up the Christmas lights at the local shopping center right and one part of the display are these big festive phrases hung between the buildings; y’know standard stuff like “Believe” and “Wish”-- and for whatever reason, “Ding dong”. But the thing is if you stand on one side of the road half of it is blocked from view so it just looks like someone decided to write “DONG” in massive fuck-off glowing letters and hang it in the middle of the high street and tbh it’s the closest thing to a Christmas miracle I’ve ever seen

[theasgardiandetective]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[huffpostqueervoices]

A gay man who happens to look eerily similar to anti-LGBT extremist and Vice President-elect Mike Pence is putting his looks to good use ― by wandering the streets of NYC in short shorts and collecting money to benefit important organizations.

[joncolbert]

HELL YEAH!

[primadonna-gay]

THE BEST THING IVE SEEN THIS YEAR

[sashayed]

NEW PLAN: trap mike pence in a pit and stealthily replace him with Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence a la Mad-Eye Moody or Mystique in that one xmen movie. then when trump is impeached, Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence will become President Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence. a just and powerful leader. “What happened to you, Mike Pence?” his supporters will cry in 2018 as he instates his new federal holiday, Mandatory Give $20 To Your Gay Neighbor Day. “I had a change of heart,” he will say, as villainous actual Mike Pence struggles against his bonds in a well-appointed Park Slope living room

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Crazy Yearbook Quotes From Students Back in 1911

[culturenlifestyle]

These alarming and quirky yearbook quotes are found inside Spokane High’s Class of 19111, which include some pretty bizarre ambitions. Some of them include “ambitions” of murdering the faculty and marrying a dwarf. Take a look at their perplexing words below.

Keep reading

[sufganiyotdyke]

this is wonderful but i urge everybody to check out the original for more gems such as

[chiefguideandcentre]

its refreshing to know that we were and will always be little shits

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

tag urself i’m urban philip

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nonnegative]

Listen, friends, I’m going to watch your skating show, and I better not regret this.

[nonnegative]

i’ve watched one episode and i’m so mad at you people.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[nbcsnl]

Chancellor Merkel dropped by Update to address Donald Trump being named TIME’s Person of the Year.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[silvadow]

THIS IS TOO PERFECT

[memewhore]

I AM WHEEZING

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[dailypaddys]

Nobody Speak

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Anonymous asked:

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

dailynarnia answered:

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this