Boyfriends in ep 3~
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me: *googles how to mash potatoes*
some food blogger: My childhood home was full of wind and light. On a brisk Autumn evening, it often felt as if the outside was in. My younger sister, my mother, our favourite cousin, our dog, our other dog, our dog’s sister, and I would sit on the floor in the living room for hours, lit only by the moon and candlelight
me: *scrolls for several minutes*
some food blogger: It was at that moment, with my tiny hands clasped tightly around a mason jar filled with fireflies, that I realised the true value of family. My dog and my dog’s sister came and sat quietly at my feet. We stared up at the sky together, and I felt truly connected to both the Earth at my feet and the ancestors who shared the blood that ran through them, for the first time realising that
me: *scrolls for several minutes*
some food blogger: and when we finally made it home, our cheeks flushed with laughter and cold, there were warm mashed potatoes waiting for us. I will always remember their fluffiness, perfectly mirroring the light feeling I carried with me for the entire next week. This is my favourite cousin’s recipe from that very day, modified slightly to not be fucking awful. Boil an potato and smush it up with fork and botter. NOT A RAW, Salt, pepepr. In it
Anonymous asked:
Hi there !! I read your cleanup crew fic, and the line "I'm crying because no one will cry for me when I'm dead" absolutely killed me :"DDD anyways !! Would you mind sharing any hypmic fic recommendations you might have ? :>>
slugtranslation-hypmic answered:
Thank you! :D Sorry to have killed you, though.
My all-time favorite Hypmic fic is “I [24 M] am in love with my best friend [20M].” Wonderfully witty, and each character is so well written. I wish I could write half as well as this person can.
To plug a few authors, everything I’ve read by Marks and Bent has been incredible and thought provoking. They’re also both incredibly fascinating people to talk to, with such wonderful thoughts. I admire the both of them a lot.
A few other fics I enjoy a good deal:
- goose-bumps by Cha_haya. Very comedic and well-written. An AU where a goose leads you to your soulmate while still getting up to usual goose shenanigans.
- bragging rights by raseimon is a very cute, feel-good fic. A story in which Hifumi’s marriage to Doppo is accidentally discovered at work.
- we are just heartbeats apart. by nyavericked. This is one of two stories that seriously made me reconsider how I write Hifumi and how I interpret Hifumi’s character overall. Very thought-provoking.
- turning, turning by mezzosaka. This is the other one. Both go in very different directions, but I love the interpretations.
- 我らはみな罪の子 (Japanese) by はる. I thought it was a very interesting idea and well-executed. An AU in which clones are raised for organ harvesting purposes.
Also, the 12 Days of Dickmas (very NSFW, if the name did not tip you off) gets an honorable mention because the text Cat used to make the left side of Jakurai’s newspaper in the image below came from Chapter 2 of that fic.
The mental image of Jakurai reading about his teammates having very kinky sex, saying, “So the time has finally arrived…”, and immediately thinking of Ramuda on the next page will never not make me laugh.
Salty-Dog VII~Kazuya Minekura Illustrations
In the original “Hsi Yu Ki”, after completing the scripture-seeking journey, the Sanzo Ikkou are praised for this accomplishment and given the title of Buddha by Shaka Nyorai. Genjo Sanzo becomes “Charity Merit Buddha” [檀功徳仏 Dan Kudoku Butsu], Goku becomes “Victory in Battle Buddha [闘戦勝仏 Tousen Shou Butsu], Hakkai becomes “Altar Cleanser” [浄檀使者 Jyoudan Shisha], Gojyo becomes “Gold Bodied Arhat” [金身羅漢 Konshin Rakan], and the dragon horse becomes “One of eight senior Heavenly Dragons” [八部天竜 Hachibu Tenryuu]. And, with the scriptures in hand, the Sanzo Ikkou get an “easy peasy” ride home, soaring across the sky on a cloud; however, when Kanzeon Bosatsu looked through the “Records of Difficulties the Sanzo Ikkou has Faced”, she complained “According to the pathe othe Buddha, they should change to their true forms after undergoing a full 81 trials, but Sanzo and the others have only cleared 80 difficulties. Aren’t we short one?” and she kicked the Sanzo Ikkou, scriptures and all, off the cloud they’d been flying on (laughs). The Sanzo Ikkou must have thought “I don’t believe this!!” when that happened. That was the punchline (laughs). - Saiyuki Wiki’s Comparatrive Analysis
#I want to see bosatsu knock them all off a cloud if they miss 81 trials
Oh my god.
What if they are counting youkai battles as part of the trials? Or only the major trials they face (Kami, Ukoku, Nataku??)
‘Hey guys, good job killin’ the demon king and all that crap. But you only cleared 80 trials so now you gotta walk back to the east.’ *turns Hakuryuu back into Goujun so they lose their jeep*
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