In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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remember the white dress i wore all through that film? george came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “you can’t wear a bra under that dress.”

“ok, i’ll bite,” i said. “why?” and he said: “because… there’s no underwear in space.”

he said it with such conviction. like he had been to space and looked around and he didn’t see any bras or panties anywhere.

he explained. “you go into space and you become weightless. then your body expands but your bra doesn’t, so you get strangled by your own underwear.”

i think that this would make for a fantastic obituary. i tell my younger friends that no matter how i go, i want it reported that i drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.

rest in peace, carrie fisher (october 21st, 1956 - december 27th, 2016)

:((((((((((( rip carrie fisher better than all of us

Guys, I swear I’ll make a proper Yuletide recs post at some point, but this is just the best Gordon Korman’s Macdonald Hall fic I’ve ever read, and I needed to share IMMEDIATELY. Bruno/Boots, ~7600 words, it’s get-together fic, married fic, sending their kid to the hall fic, and letters home fic all rolled up into one.

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