In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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beauty-and-the-dark-one

The mashup you never thought would work

dieharddaae-24601

Congratu-fucking-lations.

timeywimey-trenchcoat

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

bamilton

Why?????

consuelodoodles

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The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

thatsthat24

How…dare…

dojirudolf

I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this

fireandshellamari

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Originally posted by bwansen

pumpkinradish

This post is terrible and you all are terrible for making me hear this with my own ears.

*instantly reblogs*

nonnegative

I GUESS

sure okay listen to this
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madelezabeth

LONG POST I’M SORRY I NEED TO STOP DOING THIS
(Reads left to right, top to bottom)

This is…. bad. Like, I did not format this well AT ALL and I apologize. For everyone in the dark, on 4/29 there was a seiyuu event for YOI wherein the voice actors acted out this scene (more or less, I took A LOT of creative liberties. I just wanted to get the basic gist.) That said, my entire experience with this whole thing was just based on a heavily condensed series of tweets, so my interpretation may well be WAY off. Also, I hate how choppy it is >> I didn’t write it so you can’t really… blame me (yes you can)

For anyone on whom the joke is completely lost (it was for me too at first), this gold fish ornament called a shachihoko is on top of a castle in Karatsu- a real Japanese town that the fictional town of Hasetsu is heavily based on in YOI. During this scene, everyone is drunk in Hasetsu and Yuuri drunkenly says that Victor isn’t as flexible as Shachihoko on top of Hasetsu Castle. Victor, being drunk himself, only hears “Chihoko” and interprets it as a woman’s name, one he thinks is Yuuri’s ex. Jealousy ensues lmao.

{My Twitter}

i am specifically reblogging this for seunggil because omg yuri on ice fanart i have to write him some time soon maybe someone will prompt him for saso okay also the yurio/minami a little but that's probably just because i've been thinking about haikyuu too much
isokura
maryburgers:
“ benwarheit:
“Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window:
-the insane orange waiter
-that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman
-the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier...
benwarheit

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window:
-the insane orange waiter
-that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman
-the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point.
-the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein
-but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses
-there’s three wine glasses
-one’s for him.

maryburgers

This makes me laugh to the point of tears every time I see it

i've reblogged this before but it makes me laugh so hard every time PASTA
volleygifs

Anonymous asked:

Top 5 Tsukki moments!

volleygifs answered:

YES! MY BOY! OF COURSE!

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1. LAME. Like why is he so salty even as a child lmao???


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2. YEAH. WHEN HE BLOCKED USHIWAKA’S SPIKE STRAIGHT INTO A FUCKING TRASH CAN. HE IS AMAZING.


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3. That time Yams was all “UR BEIN LAME” and Tsukki was all “wow ur actually cool.” and then we were shook CAUSE LOOK AT THIS SMILE


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4. I ACTUALLY SCREAMED WHEN HE RAN IN


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5. When he started leading the 3-person blocks. It was like the first time we ever saw him take the extra mile in a match and WOW I LOVEHIM


BONUS:

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a pure giggle (at someone else’s expense of course)

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HOOOO BOY

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I see no difference.

Thanks for asking!!!

that's my dude smirky mcknifecat tsukishima kei haikyuu!! my top five for him isn't exactly this but these are all good too
stevencrewniverse
neo-rama:
“ARGH! STEVEN and CONNIE got BENCHED but it was a totally unfair call on the part of the referee. now the beach city team has lost their lead in the BIG GAME!!! they just have to kick a few more slam dunks into the goal to win this! C’MON,...
neo-rama

ARGH! STEVEN and CONNIE got BENCHED but it was a totally unfair call on the part of the referee. now the  beach city team has lost their lead in the BIG GAME!!! they just have to kick a few more slam dunks into the goal to win this! C’MON, COACH!!! get them back in there so the team can WIN THIS!!!! DOUG OUT! the next “new” episode of STEVEN UNIVERSE! boarded by Katie Mitroff & Lamar Abrams

sports! steven universe i could have written this copy