In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[mamoru]

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

[turbro]

the window

[mamoru]

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[turbro]

Had a dream last night where I lived on the fifth floor of a building where the first floor was a Burger King, and all the elevator buttons I needed to push were also rigged to set off the fire alarm

[mamoru]

the window

[turbro]

you know what? that's fair

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[milf-ray-toro]

I think we're definitely getting to the point with Dracula daily where some (most) people need to be reminded it is a historical novel, and is going to have prejudices in it. that doesn't meant dont read it, its important to read these classic stories that have been so warped by time and pop culture! it just means you should be keeping an eye out for the biases that are present, be critical of what you're reading, make note of what stereotypes the text is applying to minority groups and how that might affect them

[milf-ray-toro]

my exact thought, just worded better ^^

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[n-breezii]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

this week on tumblr has been like ‘why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails about dracula.’

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[hypmiccards]

Gentaro Yumeno - SSR - 【 Harp of Noise and Melody 】

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[soktokki]

Stay as you are || tsukkiyama animatic

Hey guys!! I dont talk much here but im here to tell you i have finished a tsukkiyama animatic!! Ive been working on it for a while now and gah am FINALLY done and ready to let it out into the open 😂 i honestly feel like its pretty slow in the beginning (whoops) but i think it gets better as it goes on soooo i hope you enjoy!!

The song is stay as you are by sandeul!! I tried embedding the animatic here but idk what happens with that?? So here are the links to the animatic and the original song!!

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

Anonymous asked:

I absolutely love your little comic with sugawaras good luck kisses! I was wondering if maybe you could draw it being someone else’s turn to dish out kisses? If not, no worries :) Have a nice day! ❤️

teddy-takeda answered:

HELLO. I know you literally sent this like 7 months ago but HERE YOU GO. KHDJSKDJ. THANK YOU SO MUCH this was like one of the first Haikyuu requests I ever got and it made me so happy so genuinely tysm and I’m so sorry it took me so long to complete this waaaaa. I picked Tsukishima’s turn because I think he’s the funniest option.

Kei committed to kissing everybody on the lips, so that he wouldn’t have to make a specific decision either way when he got to Yamaguchi, but then he chickened out at the last second and made himself even more conspicuous. He kissed KAGEYAMA on the mouth. For NOTHING.

(For context if you haven’t seen the original post: the team take turns picking one person to give everybody a Good Luck Kiss in jersey order before a match :D)

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[kudouusagi]

SK8 April Fools 2022!

The SK8 accounts are at it again this year for April fools day! This year a Joe fan has taken over the instagram!

(2021 event)

Konomi Kosaka | I loves hills | SK∞0401
Female 20s. Health and travel enthusiast.
Living that Okinawa life🌺
I love skateboarding🛹
Please follow me💗
🌈 skate｜okinawa｜beach｜cafe｜food

I'll update this post as the day goes on!

Keep reading

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

original url http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Garden/5418/

last modified 2004-11-26 04:26:05

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[dmbakura]

literary analysis is dead becuz u legit get people like “this character is a bad character because they made a decision or a mistake that resulted in a problem that must be repaired within the narrative” like yes Jennifer that’s called conflict and its integral to every story that exists ever.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[kudouusagi]

One of my favorite notes: Next to Langa it says he didn't know how to put on the yukata so mom (Cherry) helped him put it on.

Shadow is wearing shorts under his.

Miya is wearing a jinbei for kids instead of a yukata since they didn't have his size (he's as tall as me I'm slightly offended?? lmao)

Cherry is staying at a different hotel so the pattern of his is different.

[kudouusagi]

And in the color book, the note is that Joe has the same yukata as Cherry.

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[kvroko]

Tsukishima & Yamaguchi ✩ Haikyuu!! S4

[In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.]

[garbage-empress]

ye awaken with a minty butthole

how do ye proceed

[0kkvlt]

Look butthole

[garbage-empress]

ye spread ye cheeks to the nearest mirror. inside ye butthole is a bottle of DR. BRONNER'S PEPPERMINT SOAP

[0kkvlt]

Take soap

[garbage-empress]

ye attempteth to take ye soap out of ye butthole but ye buttholds fast

[0kkvlt]

Look room

[garbage-empress]

ye look around ye room. this is where ye sleep on a stinky matress without a bedframe or sheet to be found. on ye wall ye sees ye HUNKY FIRECHUNKS CALENDAR (2015), ye chest o'drawers has a record player with FLEETWOOD MAC - RUMOURS on the spindle, ye night stand has a small bottle of DR. BRONNER'S BUTTHOLE RELEASE cream. doors to ye bathroom and ye kitchen are both on ye north wall.

[0kkvlt]

Use record player use record player

[garbage-empress]

ye listen to the entirety of FLEETWOOD MAC - RUMOURS, playing THE CHAIN four times in a row, forgetting about ye minty butthole problems.

[0kkvlt]

Look calendar

[garbage-empress]

Ye narrator tires of using pseudo old timey speech and she suddenly abandons it. The HUNKY FIRECHUNKS CALENDAR is flipped to JULY 2015, on it there is a HUNKY FIRELAD, insanely toned wearing nothing but a fire helmet and a jock strap, he is partially submerged in a giant bowl of chili. Between his legs he straddles a large firehose, clearly a penis metaphor. His eyes look seductive but somehow, impatient. Like he has an important meeting to get to, a meeting with your genitals, perhaps? Oh also I guess you circled JULY, 17TH, 2015 for some reason but whatever.

[0kkvlt]

Go kitchen

[garbage-empress]

It's your kitchen. On your refrigerator sits a goblin. On the walls are two sexy calendars - both from 2015, one is SPICY FIREFIGHTIN' LASSES and the other is AGENDER ARSONISTS, maybe you wished to give the firefighters a purpose by giving them fires to fight? After all, what's a sexy hero without a sexy sexy villain? You don't have a stove, stop asking about the stove.

[0kkvlt]

Hug goblin

[garbage-empress]

You embrace the goblin. The goblin, touch starved, begins to cry on your shoulder.