In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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thingstoshowdan

I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing.


It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away


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Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)




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So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage


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And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”


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Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady


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lofispirit

waking up to gay pizza makers, today’s gonna be a good day

emicentre

mY GOD YES

this is even better than he-man/skeletor is a thing i just typed