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tsukkiyama month - day 4

TV/news reporter AU! I didn’t realize how into this AU I was until I started writing it. I love prompts like that. ~750 words, G.

All ficlets on my tsukkiyama month tag. Thank you for all your sweet comments and tags! I always read them. :D

Yamaguchi leaned back in his desk chair and groaned, rubbing his face in a stupid attempt to rid himself of his exhaustion. He dropped his hands again and looked down, grimacing at his rumpled suit. He hated this suit. It was a size too big, so it was loose everywhere, but it also wasn’t long enough at the wrists or ankles because he was so tall. And why was it brown? Why had he ever thought buying a brown suit was a good idea?

Hinata bounced up to his desk. “Tadashi, you want to come to lunch? Kageyama bet he could eat more ramen than me.” His face went suddenly hard. “I’m going to beat his ass into the ground.”

“Metaphorically?” Yamaguchi asked hopefully.

“Yeah, sure,” Hinata said, after a particularly terrifying pause.

Yamaguchi shook his head. “As much fun as watching you trying to eat yourselves to death sounds, I have to say no. I’m swamped.”

“You work too hard,” Hinata said. He rapped twice on Yamaguchi’s desk and walked away.

That wasn’t wrong. Yamaguchi worked long hours and ate more meals at his desk than he did anywhere else. But he was a producer and he was good at it, and he liked being their evening news anchors’ favorite producer because he was a hard worker and always so reliable.

Okay, he revised, he liked being one anchor’s favorite producer.

As if he could read Yamaguchi’s thoughts – oh god, please don’t be able to read my thoughts – Tsukishima Kei showed up in the newspen just then, looking impeccable and camera-ready as always. He was even taller than Yamaguchi, but his suits were always perfectly tailored and fit him like a glove. Yamaguchi felt certain that Tsukishima would never be caught dead in a brown suit, either, even though he was so hot that he’d probably even make that work somehow.

Yamaguchi wasn’t the only one who noticed, either; Tsukishima had a huge fanclub that seemed thrilled by the way he completely ignored their existence. It certainly didn’t stop them from flooding the station with gifts and letters and flowers.

And Yamaguchi couldn’t blame them for it at all, he thought, not looking away from Tsukishima for even a second. He was staring so hard that it took him a moment to realize Tsukishima was coming over to him.

“Yamaguchi.”

“Hey!” Yamaguchi said cheerfully, pretending he hadn’t just been undressing Tsukishima with his eyes. “I got a lead on that investigative work Tanaka wanted to do. We’ll probably be ready to go with that in a day or two.”

“That’s good to hear. You’re such a hard worker,” Tsukishima said, and Yamaguchi beamed at the praise. “But I wasn’t here to talk about the show.”

“Oh?” Yamaguchi tilted his head. “What did you need?”

Tsukishima ran his hand through his hair; he seemed a little nervous, but Yamaguchi had no earthly idea why. “Would you like to go to lunch?”

Yamaguchi groaned immediately. “Did Hinata get to you?”

“What? No. When do I ever voluntarily talk to Hinata?”

“Oh.” Yamaguchi wrinkled his forehead. “So you don’t want to watch Kageyama and Hinata eat their weight in ramen?”

Tsukishima looked so appalled that Yamaguchi started laughing into his hand and had to apologize.

“No, I just wanted to have a meal with you. Lunch or dinner – or drinks. Drinks after the show would be good, too,” Tsukishima said, wringing his hands together. “Alone,” he added after a moment.

Yamaguchi blinked at him for what felt like several hours. “That, uh,” he said slowly, “that kind of sounds like a date.”

“Well… yes.” Tsukishima went pink across his nose and cheeks; it was endearing seeing him so flustered, even if Yamaguchi thought his own cheeks must be pretty pink right then, too. Then Tsukishima straightened his shoulders and lifted his chin, making him all intimidating serious anchorman again. “So?” he challenged.

“So, yes,” Yamaguchi replied, puffing out his own chest to cover for how he was dying inside. Then he deflated again. “But tonight, after the show. I really do have a lot of work to do right now.”

Tsukishima stared at him for just long enough that Yamaguchi started to get nervous and think it was all a huge misunderstanding, but then one corner of Tsukishima’s mouth quirked up. “You’re cool, Yamaguchi,” he said and walked away.

Yamaguchi’s face was on fire, but he couldn’t help the smile that spread across his face as he turned back to his computer.

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I don’t have the option to turn it off yet, but chances are good that my dash is still affected. Chances are good that y'all have been affected. Whatever you do, keep checking your settings tab for the ability to TURN THIS OFF. Because we creators are gonna suffer from this.

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There’s a chance that y'all might not have gotten this option yet, but i finally did. For the sake of all creators out there, check your general settings and look for this option. If you have it, TURN IT OFF. Don’t let some algorithm dictate what you see.

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Don’t just like this. It needs to be spread so people know. Not only will your feed be out of chronological order, but creators who aren’t hella popular are suffering lack of exposure because of this. This is the one thing i WILL pressure to reblog.

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I want to say that I absolutely benefited from the old dash. I knew when to post to get my things seen. I just make gifs and sometimes edits. But for the original content creator’s, the authors, the artist’s this is devastating to their success. Tumblr is alot of things - but supportive of original art is one of the constants. Let’s not make this bad for the artist’s and I want you to be in control of what you see. Keep checking the settings, change it, spread this. And if all else fails send your work to me. I’ll try and get it out there, I’ll try to help.

yeesh mine was on and i didn’t even realize seeing things in chronological order shouldn’t involve opting out of something! tumblr tumblr is full of idiots

tsukkiyama month - day 3

This one was HARD. But I managed anyway. Take that, angsty AU prompt! BTW, this is neither angsty nor AU. ~300 words, G.

All ficlets on my tsukkiyama month tag.

“Hey, Tsukki?”

Tsukishima looked up from his book. Yamaguchi was sitting at his desk across the room, but he wasn’t hunched over his work anymore. Instead, he was turned around in his chair and watching Tsukishima on the bed. He seemed pretty worried, but that could mean almost anything. Yamaguchi worried about a lot of things.

“Do you believe in reincarnation?” Yamaguchi asked.

“I thought you were studying for our math test,” Tsukishima said.

“I was. But I took a break and… kind of got caught in a Wikipedia spiral. There’s a lot of interesting theories out there.” He looked at Tsukishima expectantly. “So?”

Tsukishima knew this wasn’t really about reincarnation or the afterlife or anything overly morbid; Yamaguchi’s worries had been pointing toward endings a lot lately. It made sense, though. They were third-years now, and a lot of things were about to end: summer training camps, playing volleyball for Karasuno, high school itself. Tsukishima would be lying to himself if he said he didn’t also care about what happened next, and he just wasn’t as good at lying to himself as he used to be.

But the thing about endings was they always led to new beginnings.

“I think –” Tsukishima sighed. He saved his place in his book and put it down on the bed. “I don’t know. But I think if it is, we’d always find each other.”

“Tsukki, that’s so romantic!” Yamaguchi exclaimed, then went beet red when he realized what he’d said. “No, not romantic – sorry, Tsukki – I didn’t mean –”

Tsukishima slid off the bed and walked across the room. Yamaguchi’s mouth snapped shut and he swallowed visibly.

“Romantic’s okay,” Tsukishima assured him, tugging Yamaguchi to his feet. They were standing very close together. “Isn’t it?”

Yamaguchi managed a nod just before their mouths met.

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Kristen: I’ve worked with you a ton. But I feel like when we’ve worked together, we’re always really mean to each other. Like, always assholes. But that’s not our relationship at all. We’re very nice to each other.
Adam: Yeah, super nice. Boring, nice white people.
Kristen: That sounds like an accurate description of who we are as friends.

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IGN - “For those looking for a new flavor of superhero show, Marvel’s ‘Runaways’ definitely delivers”

FORBES - “Fantastical is to be expected, but the weirdness of this show is next level for Marvel, and it’s fun”

THE MARY SUE - “Runaways impresses with its wonderful cocktail of earnestness, melodrama, and mystery. Can’t wait to see more”

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY - “There’s a deep vein of dark comedy here, a satire that deepens the more recognizable superpowered-teen melodramaB+

HOLLYWOOD REPORTER - “If everybody’s got to have a superhero show, then it looks like HULU has a good one”

DEN OF GEEK - “Marvel TV is due for a win. Is Marvel’s ‘Runaways’, Hulu’s first foray into Marvel adaptation, it? The short answer: yes”

NERDIST - “Runaways brings heart and great characters to the superhero genre” 5/5

THE DAILY DOT - “Runaways arrives on the scene amid a crowded comic-book lineup across the TV realm, but it manages to shine as it juggles a superhero show and a teen drama worthy of its beloved source material”

TV LINE - The Breakfast Club meets X-Men with a splash of Stranger Things thrown in, Marvel’s ‘Runaways’ is the richest, best-realized hero drama of the new TV season” A-

WE GOT THIS COVERED - “When the show hits that sweet spot it’s an intriguing, weird, funny, and addictive addition to the Marvel world”  8/10

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I’m glad Runaways is getting positive coverage, but every review that doesn’t warn the audience of the attempted sexual assault in the first episode is doing viewers a grave disservice.

I want to give props to the Nerdist review for explicitly talking about it (their description is more spoilery than anything I’ve posted on Tumblr), and saying:

Though it might seem like a superfluous amendment that verges on exploitation, it’s actually handled well and leads down the line to a bigger and more poignant storyline about misogyny and victim blaming that the showrunners are clearly very committed to exploring.

While I’m still troubled this was included at all, that comment from Nerdist gives me hope for the series.

Beyond that, the Mary Sue review mentions one change that they “won’t spoil but will certainly discuss in the future“ (emphasis theirs). I assume this is that, and I’m disappointed that a feminist website isn’t warning its audience.

And, as I’ve mentioned before, the IGN review skirts around it, saying “one extremely uncomfortable scene brings the show’s momentum to a screeching halt. For a show that seems to understand its characters so well and add such a richness to the teenage experience, it’s shocking to see it use such a serious teen subject as nothing more than a story beat.“ Sexual assault is not a teen subject and while I appreciate them acknowledging the scene at all, this is a poor way to do it.

None of the other seven reviews even allude to it.
runaways i'm looking forward to this show but i'm also wary because of what allofthefeelings says here so i'm passing it on tw: sexual assault

tsukkiyama month - day 2

But I’ve already written like 8,000 words of HQ HP AU! Heh. Well, that one wasn’t only Tsukkiyama. This one is. HP AU, sort of Christmas-y, T, ~600 words

All ficlets on my tsukkiyama month tag.

When they first got sorted into different houses, Yamaguchi thought that was the end of their friendship. Why would anyone as great as Tsukishima still want to hang out with Yamaguchi when he had a whole house of cool smart kids to choose from now? But Tsukishima had surprised him; from their first year, he spent more time at the Hufflepuff table than he did the Ravenclaw one, he always paired with Yamaguchi when their houses had classes together, and when Yamaguchi finally managed to ask why that was, Tsukishima told him to stop asking such dumb questions.

It made a little more sense in sixth year when Hogwarts hosted the Triwizard Tournament again. Not because either of them put their name into the Goblet – no, Yamaguchi was more than happy to let Hinata from Gryffindor have the honor and Tsukishima wouldn’t have been caught dead participating – but because they held a Yule Ball.

Yamaguchi watched anxiously as guys from every house asked girls out. Some of them got pretty elaborate about it – poems and songs and weird holiday-themed hologram charms that went wrong – and probably anyone watching Yamaguchi thought he was just trying to work up the nerve to ask the girl he had a crush on out. And they would be mostly right; everything, that was, except the girl part.

One night, Tsukishima and Yamaguchi were in the library together, studying for Arithmancy, which Tsukki was naturally good at and Yamaguchi only stuck with because he needed the N.E.W.T. if he wanted to be a curse-breaker after leaving school. Tsukishima was bent over Yamaguchi’s parchment, pointing out where his numbers were mixed up, and the light from the torches highlighted his blond hair. Yamaguchi wanted to press his lips right against the top of Tsukishima’s head.

“…Yamaguchi?” Tsukishima said, and it sounded like that wasn’t the first time he’d tried to get Yamaguchi’s attention. He sat up straight and raised his eyebrows, but he didn’t seem annoyed, just amused by Yamaguchi’s spaciness.

“Sorry, Tsukki!” Yamaguchi said.

“Am I boring you?” Tsukishima asked.

Yamaguchi shook his head vigorously. “Never.”

“Good. But we’ve probably had enough of this anyway.” Tsukishima started gathering up his things; Yamaguchi watched him, admiring his serious face, the way his robes fit him, his nice hands with their long fingers. Two on his right hand were still taped up after a scuffle during Ravenclaw’s Quidditch match against Slytherin last weekend. Tsukishima looked up, meeting Yamaguchi’s eyes, and Yamaguchi felt embarrassed to be caught staring.

“Can I ask you something?” Tsukishima said suddenly.

Yamaguchi blinked, thrown off by the unexpected question. “Of course, Tsukki.”

Tsukishima reached into his robes for his wand and murmured an incantation. Then he cleared his throat. “Do you – ah – do you always have mistletoe over your head or are you just happy to see me?”

Yamaguchi looked up; sure enough, a sprig of mistletoe was floating above his head. He looked back at Tsukishima with wide eyes. “Um. The second one,” Yamaguchi managed, shocked by his good fortune. He barely had time for his brain to catch up with what was happening when Tsukishima took two steps toward him and bent over to press his mouth to Yamaguchi’s. The kiss was warm and brief and left Yamaguchi shaking.

“Come to the Yule Ball with me,” Tsukishima said, though his voice went up on the last word, almost a question. That little bit of uncertainty was just one more thing to love about him.

“Of course, Tsukki,” Yamaguchi said, and grabbed the charmed mistletoe so he could kiss Tsukishima again.

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tsukkiyama month - day 1

Gonna try to do 15-30 minute tumblr ficlets for most of these! This one’s part of something longer I’ve been batting around for a while. ~600 words, T, cisswapped Tsukki, warning for a bad original character using a slur. 

all ficlets on my tsukkiyama month tag.

“You’re pretty sad, you know that?”

Yamaguchi turned around. “Excuse me?” he said.

A guy in his grade was leaning up against one of the trees outside the gym where the girls’ team was playing. Yamaguchi knew him a little, but he didn’t think he’d ever talked to him before — and with good reason, too. He was exactly the kind of guy Tsukki liked calling pathetic. Of course, she called lots of people pathetic — Yamaguchi even used to fall into that category, but that was ancient history now. Anyway, sixteen-year-old Tsukki was a little more discerning than the ten-year-old one.

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