In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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I FIGURED OUT WHAT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE

After searching in depth on every possible term on these shoes, I ended up in the filmography of Italian producer Domenico Procacci, leading me to the film Gomorrah, which I noticed KINDA looks like Goncharov. So I did some digging into Gomorrah and it’s about the Naples mafia… which finally led me to finding this image

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Martin Scorsese is on it because he lended his name to it to boost its reception in the US

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This post has haunted me for so long I’m so glad I figured this out

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Wet beast Wednesday

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Oh they're notching her tail. See the little bit taken out? That tells whoever catches her next to let her go-- it's a sort of "hey, this is a reproductive female; let's keep the cycle going by putting her right back in the water" signal. The bit will grow back in 2-3 shed cycles, which takes a couple years.

They know she's able to reproduce bc she was caught with eggs.

bogleech

The abrupt way he slams the fish into her claw is so funny though like take your fucking lunch and get the fuck out of here. Ma'am.

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you bitches better hope that twitter doesn’t actually die because that means that i’m going to be taking all of my excess random thoughts and putting them here instead of on my nice quiet locked account which means i’m going to be subjecting you to like 9-15 posts a day like “anyone else think young kyle machlachlan looks like a butch lesbian” or “what if tony soprano was bisexual” or “i have a mosquito bite” 

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vbartilucci asked:

I learned in a post today that Pterry wrote letters to a select number of people about five months before he passed, to be delivered after his departure. The obvious question is, did you receive one, and would you be willing to share its contents?

neil-gaiman answered:

I did. It told me that he was giving me a hat to remember him by. And that he thought he had been good and wished that he had been better.

sir pterry terry pratchett neil gaiman ;_;