In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[rythyme]

[cannibalcoalition]

Was chatting with my co-workers in the breakroom today about stuff and I mentioned the one time that I got fired for being gay. 

“What? They can’t do that, can they? Really?”

“They can. I mean, they shouldn’t- but they can. I came out to a co-worker and then the next day I was booted.”

“If they’d done that to me, I would have just stolen something out of spite. Like… a stapler or something,” says the janitor. 

“Well… I was working for the zoo.”

She paused for a moment and her eyes glossed over. “I woulda stolen so many tigers.”

[wonderwonderhowido]

[theonion]

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

[byordinarymeans]

Would that I could turn back the hand of time and warn the onion staffer who penned this piece. “Is it worth it,” I would ask. “Is it worth it?”

[cath-sith]

[crimson-chains]

THESE TWO ARE SO IN LOVE
I CAN’T STAND IT

[blulious]

Kiss in a Forest of Lights

[glassceilingbreakers]

[ruinedchildhood]

“We want diversity, we want intersectional gender parity, we want equal pay.”
Debra Messing drags E! while being interviewed on E!

[leavemealonewithmyvoices]

[mystifyinglane]

I’m just the all-knowing judge of all matters in the afterlife.

My name’s Shawn.

[dailyflarrowgifs]

[dracoharry]

Legends of Superflarrow + couples of the same sex kissing

[cacchieressa]

[stripperskywalker]

Iconique™

[miss-pamela]

[reylosanctuary]

When you read a fic for smut and it turns out to be well written with a good plot. 

[relatablepicsofyusukekitagawa]

when he takes you on a date but he brought his cat and the cat won’t stop talking while you’re trying to digest the artistry of the film and get some sweet hand holding on the side

[kellyoxenfree]

[lockscreeninsp]

DnD alignments lockscreens! Like/reblog if you save

[egelantier]

[roane72]

Mark and the 30 year old sweater (x)

[evercelle]

2018 is the year of the dog… I feel thematically compelled to work on more onmyouji!AU content ahaha