In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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If I talked to people the way that President Trump talks to people, my mom would kick my ass. Athletes are given a really special platform. It’s our duty as athletes to be role models. I won’t go to the White House. And I won’t go because I don’t think somebody like me would be welcome there. I know what it’s like to go into a room and feel like you’re not wanted there. Given this platform of being an Olympic athlete, I think it’s really important that we stand up for what we believe in, and speak out against things that we think are wrong and [unjust].
Source: bbc.com
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The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

blacklaceandcombatboots

who wrote this, expose him

ofools

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

tobbun

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

tyradicalsaurusreg

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

lesbian-lizards

That was difficult to read.

didi-is-spiffy

So ugly

deliciouslysporadiccollection

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

sunnysrecovery

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

bonitabreezy

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”.
I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

imoldbutimstillintothat

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

n7kiera-ryder

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

pyschoticbiotic

“To get back to my body”

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This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.

l0vegl0wsinthedark

Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

flagbearer-or-scouts

Im actually laughing so hard omg

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