In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[crollalanzaa]

Me

[gnome-cleric]

[ploppythespaceship]

Okay okay okay. So I’ve seen Star Trek: First Contact about a hundred times and I can’t believe I never noticed this.

So first contact with the Vulcans happens, right? The Vulcan ship lands…

Ooh look an alien. Pointy ears!

He offers what we as Star Trek fans recognize as the traditional Vulcan greeting.

Zefram Cochrane tries to copy…

Haha he can’t do it.

So he of course offers what he knows to be a traditional greeting, namely a handshake.

And ah yes, what a wonderful moment. Two cultures are exchanging greetings, learning about each other. It’s awesome.

Until you remember that Vulcans kiss with their hands.

So basically, this Vulcan offered a nice polite “how do you do” and Zefram Cochrane offered smoochies.

I really hope this came up in conversation later.

[captaincrusher]

The Vulcans did a Kirk on the whole human race.

[consultingvillainess]

LET ME JUST STOP YOU ALL FOR A SECOND.

The person above was right, Vulcan’s kiss with their hands. But typically, the way they kiss only involves their index and middle finger being pressed against another person’s. That is a kiss.

In, “The Search for Spock,” you see that in the Vulcan culture, just running your fingers against someone else’s can be considered sex (the scene is super strange, but it’s heavily implied, forgive me if I’m wrong).

So, going on that thought, this isn’t just a kiss.

This is like, a make-out session, or at least a long, passionate kiss.

I just, I just can’t get over it because:

1. There are are other Vulcan’s watching these guys, but the Vulcan in front just fucking accepts the kiss.

2. This takes a second right? Like, Zefram can’t do the Vulcan salute so he offers his hand and this Vulcan just gives him this face like, “oh, um, alright? I guess I shouldn’t refuse.” And he just ACCEPTS IT.

The best thing over all is, after they connect, this Vulcan just gives this guy bedroom eyes. It’s like he’s thinking, “well, bold of you sir, bold. Such a strong grip. Perhaps we can do this again in private.”

I just…

THIS GUY.

[words-writ-in-starlight]

I love the beat after the human sticks out his hand.  Where the Vulcan looks down and realizes what he’s expected to do and just internally goes “Humans are fucking WILD” and fucking goes for it, full on macks on the first human he’s ever met.

[nagittos]

We are The Phantom Thieves of Hearts.

[cinndire]

some self indulgent KageHina while I have no commissions to do ^^

[kzumeskenma-moved]

His crosses have been incredible. However, is that really Tanaka-san’s best weapon? No, his best is not for me to decide. 

[fierysunrises]

tsukkikage week day 5 - bridge

[beaulesbian]

Tsuki cares in his own way (✿◠‿◠)

[browniet]

[fuckyesjanet]

Janet Jackson in mommy mode

[buckybarnesetc]

[standupcomedyblog]

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

[killbenedictcumberbatch]

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

[danteogodofsoup]

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

[ohhowlucky]

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

[invisiblespork]

[Audio transcription: I wanted to tell you one story. Uh. This is the story of the best meal I’ve ever had in my life, okay. Happened when I was eleven years old in Chicago, IL where I grew up. I went to a place called the Salt & Pepper Diner, uh, with my best friend John. We walk into the diner one day, and they had a jukebox there, okay? And the jukebox was three plays for a dollar. So we put in 7 dollars and selected 21 plays of of Tom Jones’s What’s New Pussycat. And then we ordered and waited. 

Here’s the thing about when, uh, What’s New Pussycat plays over and over and over and over and over again. The second time it plays, your immediate thought is not ‘hey someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat again.’ It’s ‘hey, What’s New Pussycat is a lot longer than I first thought. The third time it plays you’re thinking maybe someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat again. The fourth time it plays you’re either thinking ‘whoa someone just played What’s New Pussycat FOUR TIMES or at least someone played it twice, and it’s a really long song.’ So the fifth time is the kicker, alright? 

Now, John and I we’re watching the entire diner at this point, alright? Most people have gotten wind as to what’s going on. And we’re staring at this one guy and he’s sitting in like a booth with his stupid kids jumping around, and he’s like staring at his coffee cup like this, and he’s been onto us since the beginning. And he’s sitting there, and his hand is shaking, and he had this look on his face like, aw, like he had just gotten his thirty day chip from anger management. And he’s staring like this, and the fourth song fades out. It’s dead quiet. Then, I don’t know if you know this, but the song begins very quietly…

BWAAAH BWAAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT and he goes GOD DAMN IT and pounds on the table, silverware flies everywhere, and it was fantastic. But a word about my best friend John and what a genius he was because when we first walked into the diner, okay? When we first got there and I’m punching in the What’s New Pussycats alright? I’ve punched in like 7 at this point then John says to me ‘hey hey hey before you punch in another What’s New Pussycat let’s drop in one It’s Not Unusual.’

Oh yes. That is when the afternoon went from good to great. After seven What’s New Pussycats. In a row - It played seven times. Suddenly - Dum da dum, IT’S NOT UNUSUAL and the sigh of relief that swept through the diner. People were so happy. It was like the liberation of France. You know for years scientists have wondered can you make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’s It’s Not Unusual and the answer is yes you can. Provided that it is preceded by seven What’s New Pussycats. It’s true. Dead honest.

And on the other hand. When we went back. Holy shit. It’s Not Unusual fade out. It’s dead quiet. BWAAAH BWAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT people went insane. People went out of their minds. No one could handle it. No one could handle it. And they were surrounded by this seemingly indifferent staff that was just like ‘yup some crap as always.’ 

They unplugged the jukebox after eleven plays. And that was the best meal I ever had.]

[justlookatthosesausages]

reblogging again coz this time it has audio transcription (bless you) and it’s still forever hilarious omg

[fyeahbnha]

[roisale]

(12/26) happy birthday ennoshita!! 

[sportsanimedaily]

Karasuno H.S VBC

[semie78]

MY HEART

[naotoacedetectiveshirogane]

New Ryuji screenshots + Profile:

A student who is a second-year student at Shujin High School like the Persona 5protagonist.

Originally practiced track and field, but quit due to being treated like a complete “problem child.”

His more brash and emotional behavior may seem conspicuous, but he has a strong sense of justice that is in fact his stronger personality. In this game, he’ll show off a rock dance style with his Phantom Thief friends.

[naotoacedetectiveshirogane]

New Ann screenshots + Profile:

Classmate of the Persona 5 protagonist.

Ann is a quarter-American and takes advantage of her appearance in order to do modeling work.

Ann has an innocent and more docile personality. While her appearance sometimes helped in spreading occassional rumors, these were in fact untrue. In this game, Anne will perform unexpected and sexy dance moves with the members of the Phantom Thieves.