katemonkeyville
stupidlullabies
Totally here for Maybelline promoting kissing ALL THE BOYS.
Maybelline Kissing Potion Print Ad, 1980s
This promiscuous lip gloss witch is the love of my life.
angelsaves
fickleobsessions
One of the strangest things about this society is that people don’t recognize sidewalks as utterly dystopian.
how much of the world has been removed my life by imprisoning me on the pavement, yknow?
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what the heck are y’all saying against sidewalks?
a well-trod path through grass will get worn down to a dirt path.
dirt paths become quagmires of mud when it rains.
stone paths, cobblestones, pavement, were developed to increase sturdiness and durability of walking paths.
My point is that a world which demands that everyone take the same narrow path to the same few destinations is a sorry place to live. My problem is not with the pavement itself, so much as the territories it deliniates.
2018 we discoursin about sidewalks now
Its to protect yall dumbasses from the cars.
rythyme
indeciscion
about a year ago i read that capybaras can briefly run as fast as horses and no revelation since has shaken me as much. i can’t get rid of the thought of the world’s largest rodent barreling at you at the speed of a horse. it’s so sinister
in all seriousness I read this and thought “good thing capybaras aren’t real” before realizing that I was, in fact, thinking of chupacabras
unluckystreak
bokutos4hoots-deactivated201812
A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad
The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!”
One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?”
He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!”
Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?”
And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits”
And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.
I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long.
So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.”
Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy
A good post, pure.
Another adorable story has been added.
can I have these posted right under the politics section in the newspaper? I feel like we need that kinda positivity rn.
antique-romantic
kitterjitters
Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.
I was eating off this cool cheese plate while you were talking can you repeat that pls
htbthomas
xiondespell
wonderwonderhowido
aoife1108
tearsofthe-dragon