In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[chimerashadowgardens]

[e-the-village-cryptid]

seen so many posts that are like “I was so confused when I saw all this posting about some non-existent movie “Goncharov” like it was real” I wasn’t. this happens 5 times a week. my dash is routinely filled to the brim with passionate analysis of absurd-sounding movies and tv shows I have never heard of. I never for a second doubted the existence of a russian mafia movie set in italy with massive numbers of bizarrely named characters and no cohesive understanding of the movie’s themes or plot until I saw a post saying to tag it as unreality. this is tumblr. this happens daily. not one thought crossed my mind except “ha, looks like a few of my mutuals have a new hyperfixation.” this is what tumblr has done to me. you could tell me there’s a new tv show about dolphins with french accents living as royalty in victorian england while secretly starting a cult to renew the worship of the greek gods and the shipping discourse is intense and I would simply think “sounds legit” and keep scrolling

[knightingale-s]

[coughloop]

It's so wild how many grown adults can't grasp such a basic concept like "if you are nicer to strangers they will usually be nicer to you in return"

[n9evepulgas]

[girahimu-sama]

do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century

[reallyelegantsharkfish]

me, out loud: hey that’s cool we all have our own interpretations and i support you as part of fandom regardless 

me, in my head: ….but you’re wrong 

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

I would just like to remind everyone that this is the mature, reasonable, and sensible response.

[shslrealist]

[sagechan]

[fodsley]

goncharov fanfiction isnt even fanfiction you are just writing fiction you have been tricked into writing stories

[sagechan]

[gothdrool]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[cub2]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[that-one-queer-poc]

[theimfamousblog]

[shokubizen]

Birthday Cards ☆

※♀️

5/01 // 2/08 // 8/08 // 11/22

[knightingale-s]

[towerofglass]

[knightingale-s]

[odinsblog]

Elon Musk is abusing foreign workers who depend on H1B visas to stay in the country legally, and he isn’t the only one. Sadly, this kind of extortion—take my abuse or get deported—is a very common practice for many businesses in America.

[knightingale-s]

[thenerdyindividual]

All the Lynda Carter posts that cross my dash have the vibe of your great aunt asking you what you’re up to since the last time she saw you, and when you explain she is slightly perplexed but genuinely delighted to know more, which automatically makes her your favorite aunt.

[reallyndacarter]

"great aunt"

Originally posted by tharrb

[fieldbears]

#I actually am a great aunt but you didn't have to say that @reallyndacarter

[antique-romantic]

[mephostophilis]

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

[funny-tik-toks]

[sagechan]

[gaisytheninth]

I refuse to seek out Ryan Reynolds' Tumblr account. If it has any value it will find it's way into my dash naturally. This is how the Tumblr ecosystem is meant to work.

[sagechan]

[bill]

getting back on tumblr after a 7 year absence... were you all just, like, here the whole time? wtf

[adulthoodisokay]

Originally posted by muvana

[cyle]

yeah dude

[blueminuet]

[funnytwittertweets]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]