In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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when I was very very into Hannibal, I remember thinking that this desire was so dumb but I just wanted a fic where like….au time…..Hannibal really is just a psych trying his best to help Will. He can’t communicate like a normal person and says a lot of ominous shit, but he’s good at cooking the usual meats and probably oversteps his professional bounds but in like. a helpful friendly normal way. He’s never tasted human flesh and he’s happy to tell you that.  

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Will: I mean, I believe you, but you must understand that it’s uncomfortable that you keep specifically denying it.

Hannibal, cooking a wholesome meal with actual chicken and, he assured everyone, zero human: my name rhymes with cannibal, Will. I do not judge people for their concerns.  

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