In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[knightingale-s]

[shuufuu]

them

dads of Gotei 13

[blueminuet]

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[bakarilennox]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022

[dduane]

Reblog him face because it October. In fact, reblog him face just because it’s another day that you not dead.  :)

[sleepless-rain]

[hannycho12]

自撮り（たぶん）

[knightingale-s]

[theprideful]

“i don’t block people just because of a difference of opinion” cool i do

[trollicorn]

this is a space where you can go “bestie you’re not on my enrichment team” and then throw them out of the window of your life without hesitation

[knightingale-s]

[runawaymarbles]

[knightingale-s]

[funny-tik-toks]

[blueminuet]

[himfluencer]

by far my favorite thing anybody has said on the internet

[mett4t0n]

[cubistemoji]

[kingscrown666]

I need everybody who is unfamiliar with this show to know that these are the actual lines they said

[cubistemoji]

[pjharvey]

i think this is the best tinder bio i’ve ever seen i can’t stop saying “new type of girl theyre testing out” to myself over and over

[ndiecity]

the funniest response to this ive seen was someone saying "a trans gamedev named zoe is absolutely not a new type of girl"

[knightingale-s]

[boeing747]

btw i think its so cool when my life is worse due to worker strikes because when my life is worse constantly the rest of the time its due to the corporate greed of one million random faceless corporations who are grinding up the entire planet in a meat grinder so little numbers on a screen go up and stay green or whatever the shit

[knightingale-s]

[memewhore]

Penguin escapes killer whales by jumping onto a boat.

[is-the-owl-video-cute]

Antarctic penguins (and most other Antarctic animals for that matter) are very interesting because they lack a natural fear of humans since, of course, humans are not a natural occurrence on the continent. It is one of the few places on earth where it is completely normal for fully wild animals to be comfortable around you. In fact, most react as though humans are just especially large penguins as those are the only flightless biped native to the area.

As far as this gentoo penguin is concerned, it was saved by a float of large yellow penguins also hiding from orcas.

[crystalepicness]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[knightingale-s]

[tonyalmeida]

[sparklespiff]

[hypnoticwinter]

[slashercatz]

[lixiesbabyhands]

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth