In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
zombiekittiez hidlaw
prycarious

Hi, I’m a writer and I can write exactly [checks the WIP] four different sentence structures.

cyberphuck

You did not have to come for me like this

zombiekittiez

Really, cause I have three. Run on without proper punctuation for out of control thoughts, fragments for emphasis, and interrupted with dashes because I just thought of something and refuse to go back and edit later.

trash writer just writing things
engekihaikyuu

In response to the photos taken by Ryoutarou, Keita, Naoki, and Kazuma (x),  Kenta has just a few things to say.  

In response to Ryoutarou’s tweet (x) :
Hang on a second.  
Keita-chan’s hands are a bit strange, no?
I’m like the size of a pokemon.

In response to Kazuma’s tweet (x) :
Hey!  What the heck is this?!
With the two of you making a bowl like that?!
Am I a liquid?!!

Translation by @nimbus-cloud
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