In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Who is the strongest Haikyuu character in terms of numbers?

By numbers, I am using the six Haikyuu stats of Power, Jumping, Stamina, Game Sense, Technique, and speed with 5 points available in each slot and the most points you can have is 30.

So, is it, Ushijima Wakatoshi? Super lefty Ace of Shiratorizawa the strongest school in the Miyagi prefecture and one of the top three Ace’s in all of Japan.

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Power: 5/5
Jumping: 4/5
Stamina: 5/5
Game Sense: 3/5
Technique: 3/5
Speed: 3/5

Nope, he only has 23/30 points

What about Bokuto Koutaro? He has his mood swings but is a top 5 Ace, top 3 if he is in the zone and well known for his ferocity.

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Power: 5/5
Jumping: 4/5
Stamina: 5/5
Game Sense: 3/5
Technique: 3/5
Speed: 4/5

Sorry Bo, but you only have 24/30 points

Way to beat out Wakatoshi though.

How about a Setter? Grand King Oikawa Tooru, he is constantly shown to be a great player, his serves are basically spikes and he can block, spike and receive well too

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Power: 5/5
Jumping: 3/5
Stamina: 4/5
Game Sense: 4/5
Technique: 5/5
Speed: 3/5

Surprisingly he is tied with Bokuto at 24/30

Close but no Cigar. 

So who? Who is the strongest character in Haikyuu (in terms of pure numbers)? 

Miya Atsumu? 25/30

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Akaashi Keiji? 23/30

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Azumane Asahi? 19/30

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Or our main Character Hinata Shouyou? 18/30

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NOPE

It’s this doofus.

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Power: 4/5
Jumping: 4/5
Stamina: 5/5
Game Sense: 5/5
Technique: 5/5
Speed: 4/5

tHE BOY HAS A 27/30 THE STRONGEST OF ANY CHARACTER IN HAIKYUU IN TERMS OF PURE NUMBER.

PROBABLY THE ONLY GOOD GRADE HE HAS EVER GOTTEN.

THE ONLY REASON HE PROBABLY HAS TROUBLE BEATING ANYONE IS BECAUSE OF HIS PERSONALITY NOT SKILL LEVEL. LOL. 

I think some of us forget that this yogurt loving boy is actually very skilled.

sometimes we all forget how much potential this boy has to be a great volleyball player like i mean Oikawa wasn't feeling threatened by him for no reason folks the boy is good his only faults are in his personality not his skill what an interesting character honestly like so stupid yet so skilled kageyama kageyama tobio manga karasuno oikawa tooru oikawa ushijima wakatoshi hinata shouyou akaashi keiji bokuto kotarou miya atsumu azumane asahi shiratorizawa seijoh aoba johsai anime haikyuu haikyuu!!
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GUYS SO

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So, the UMBC mascot, True Grit, has basically looked like this for most of its history.

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OK, you get it. Oh here’s a fucking dog, an angry chesapeake Bay Retriever, look at him dance and do push ups and pump up the fifty parents who came out for the basketball team tonight. Fairly normal looking mascot though right? In fact, it’s a great looking mascot. I’d follow that thing into hell. 

Anyway, when I first went to school, the mascot looked similar. I think it was light brown, not dark brown. I thought it looked good. Not as sleek as the current dog, but if a stranger saw it, they’d be able to connect the dots and say “Oh, I recognize what that mascot is supposed to represent. 

BUT THEN, for one awful year, they changed the mascot. They changed it into something HORRIFYING. It looked like the type of creature you meet at the end of a maze. 

It hung around for a year, and then they brought “Angry dog” back, thank GOD. Not only that, it was almost impossible to find a picture of it. Like the AD gave a specific order to eliminate all traces of it from the record. Nobody remembers it either! “hey guys did you remember that ugly UMBC mascot” and they’d say “No, I never went to a single sporting event on that shithole of a campus.” 

For ten years I’ve been searching in vain for a picture of this fucking creature. I’d almost given up. But fortune favors the persistent and my friends

I present to you. 


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Where to start? The half horse half dog mask? The gigantic hips? The FUCKING TALONS. Look at those nails! I wonder how many cheerleaders got lacerated by that thing. That’s some alpha predator shit, don’t let the “smile?” fool you. The Athletic Director had to feed that thing chunks of human flesh every night, lest it break it’s chains and start devouring Information Systems majors. 

Are U Coming? 

time 2 celebrate this once again
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Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu - Summer of Evolution

“What more do you need than pride?!”

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video engeki haikyuu hq stage hyper projection engeki haikyuu Summer of Evolution the pride scene tsukishima kei yamaguchi tadashi HAVE IT IN ITS FULL GLORY I will probably still gif parts of it but note that yes the scene does play out differently the most notable difference being that at the end Tsukki says to Yamaguchi You're cool doesn't question when or how and on the heels of the intense flashback about Akiteru it was EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH also I'm gonna DEF track tags on this one because I'm keen to see everyone's screaming comments lol
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Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu - Summer of Evolution

Tsukki’s flashback seeing Akiteru in the cheering stands

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video engeki haikyuu hq stage hyper projection engeki haikyuu Summer of Evolution gifs tsukishima kei yamaguchi tadashi they always make these moments so so SO emotional the horrible tinkling music box style music the fact that these horrible loud voices just close him in screaming that his brother wasn't even on the court that he lied and adding Yamaguchi into it all