In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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breezv

nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

paperandpencilsandskips

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

breezv

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

paperandpencilsandskips

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

breezv

cell from dragon ball being eviscerated and scattered to peices by goku's kamehameha attack
what-even-is-thiss

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

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what-even-is-thiss

Cis people do know that they can change their names too right

Like from what I’ve seen it seems like they don’t know that.

ironwoman359

My first college roommate’s name was Sarah but decided our freshman year that Sarah was too common of a name and decided that she was going to go by Phyllis instead. It’s not her middle name or anything, it’s just a name she liked the sound of. Our entire friend group called her that for years.

sandersstudies

My uncle-in-law is called Keith and apparently a lot of his nieces and nephews didn’t find out until they were adults that his legal name is John. I knew one of the supervisors at work as Rose for so long I was shocked when I saw her legal name on a piece of paperwork. My cousin was named after my grandfather, but with a name so outdated that he’s gone by a different one since birth.

And you’ll find that nobody challenges them on this topic either :) nobody insists “you should go by your real name.” Interesting.

colorfulcuttlefish

One of my local friends legally changed her name purely to represent her better. She’s cis.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I wish my aunt didn’t know this because she changed her name to Larceny. Like the crime.

regicide1997

Tell your aunt she has my full support. Would love to be her accomplice

my grandfather's name was grant but everyone called him jess bc he didn't like going by grant to the point that one of my uncles is named jesse bc grandpop was like 'if we're naming him after me it's not gonna be grant that's for sure' people were always surprised when they found out that his name wasn't actually jess at his funeral i remember people sharing stories of when they learned his real name lol i bet some people only found out from the obituary
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ispyspookymansion

yes carrie killed over 400 people ok. thats bad i know. but have you considered that i feel really bad for her :(

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carrie deserved to kill 400 ppl as a treat

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madseance

That's because he didn't write, nor intend to write, a horrible terrible disturbed woman beyond redemption. The genesis of Carrie (told in its entirety in the 1999 edition's introduction that you can read here, and in King's memoir On Writing), was this: sometime in high school, King read an article in Life magazine about supposed poltergeist activity in a home, which seemed to be associated with the teenage girl who lived there. The article included the hypothesis that poltergeist activity is, in some way, tapped into or manifested by girls at that critical and tumultuous age.

And some years before that, King had gone to school with a couple of girls he pseudonymously calls Tina and Sandra, who were bullied and shunned by the other kids—Tina for wearing the same clothes every day, Sandra for her epilepsy and extremely religious mother, but both really for having some undefinable Other quality that kids pick up on like blood in the water. Both of them were dead by the time King began writing Carrie: Tina by suicide, Sandra from her epilepsy.

Carrie was what King imagined might have happened if that explanation of poltergeist activity were correct, and if Tina and Sandra had been able to tap into such an energy. He started writing the story a few years after getting married (his wife Tabitha is also a writer), but abandoned the idea a few pages in; the raw, merciless adolescent cruelty the story called for was too much to deal with, and what did he know about teenage girls, anyway? But Tabitha dug the pages out of the trash and read them, and convinced him it was a story that needed telling.

Carrie is a story which, perhaps like poltergeist activity, could only happen to a girl on the brink of womanhood, when every emotion and sensation is excruciatingly vivid and nothing makes sense anymore and every single occurrence in your life is the most important thing that will ever happen to you. It's about being horribly powerful and vulnerable at the same time, and alienated from your own body. It's about the visceral, starved animal fear and rage of being a teenage girl, and it goes to show what an arcane and powerful craft creative writing is that a man could manage to capture that without having experienced it firsthand.

"Sometimes—quite often, in fact—I wish that Tina and Sandy were alive to read it," King says in the 1999 introduction to Carrie. "Or their daughters."

headspace-hotel

Yeah, if you read the man's own words she was clearly intended to be sympathetic and human