In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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every aquarist ever be like

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😭where did y'all even find this I’m dead

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It’s in the Super Dictionary, a flawless piece of literature that has such other wonderful situations such as cake theft…


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shoe-stealing whales…

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Green Lantern and Green Arrow fleeing an angry mob (also a duck is involved)…

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and “please help me.”

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One of my greatest regrets is not owning this book. 

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Some more highlights from the Super Dictionary:

Superman is friends with a giant who has no teaspoons.

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Green Lantern looks at animals.

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Joker and Batman are dating.

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Robin gets tied up a lot.

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Robin in general has a very bad time.

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Supergirl’s text says “afraid” but her eyes say something else entirely.

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Superman invites literally everybody he knows to come and watch Lois Lane sleeping.

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Lesbians. 

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Superman gets trapped in a bubble. Not a kryptonite bubble, just a regular soap bubble.

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And Green Arrow plans to murder a child.

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I could post dozens more of the strange situations (like Atom going on a date with a bee, Green Lantern LOSING HIS SHIT over a child trying to pick his flowers, some strange fetishy stuff with giants, Batman refusing to get down off the table, Wonder Woman’s continuous battles against pterodactyls, and Supergirl’s forays into paleontology), but that’d take forever and this post is already pretty long. The Super Dictionary is a wonderful acid trip of a book and I have never regretted purchasing my copy. If you’d like to see some scans, there’s more of them here!