In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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dadrielle

I saw a sad facebook post from the gay bookstore back in Ann Arbor where I used to live about how they hadn’t sold any books that day so I went on their online store and bought a couple, and while you don’t get #deals like elsewhere online, I’d love it if y’all would consider buying your next gay book from them instead of like, Amazon.

dancerdyke

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beachdeath

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https://www.facebook.com/Common-Language-Bookstore-42608907253/

shanology

That most recent update was as of April 18, 2018, so if y’all are in the market for a book, this post is both real and recent. 

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allofthefeelings docgold13
infinitiywars

Avengers: Infinity War (2018), dir. Anthony and Joe Russo.

Avengers3 spoilers I have been WAITING for a version that didn't misspell neurons Shuri and Bruce are gonna be buddies she's clearly smarter than him and he is clearly SO EXCITED ABOUT IT like fucking imagine you're Bruce Banner you've wanted to talk science for ages and the only scientist you hang out with is Tony Stark who is great! and possibly your boyfriend! but has a tendency to poke you with things Shuri is here to fucking SCIENCE and she's EVEN SMARTER THAN TONY Bruce is ready to learn (also i find fluffalo kind of really hot with glasses i'm not proud of me)
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thebibliosphere:
“ thecuriousviolet:
“ breelandwalker:
“ nineprotons:
““Got the morbs” should be a thing.
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Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.
“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)
“Bang...
nineprotons

“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

breelandwalker

Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.

“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)

“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish

“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely

“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip

“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum

“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)

“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant

“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones

“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face

thecuriousviolet

All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo

thebibliosphere

I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.

slang i love every single one of these
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rosswoodpark

Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

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IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?

thatthinginyourshoe

The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies

aesclepianbanshee

Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.

official-liberty-prime

I don’t like that get them out

brattylikestoeat

Okay…this is unsettling.

daglout

This post is actually my nightmare

micaxiii

Breaking News! You are full of eels!

molteniridium

#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)

body horror nature is WILD YEUGHHHH