In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[cubistemoji]

[deafenedbystarlight]

saw new users saying they don't block bots bc "they inflate follower count 😌" and "what's the point" like who's gonna tell them (1) Noone cares about follower count and you can't even see it and (b) You have to bc they are using you to legitimize their dodgy links. They don't care about your aesthetic cat pics and lightning mcqueen fanfiction. They are using you.

[crowsintheforest]

#DO YOU LEAVE MOLD AROUND YOUR KITCHEN SINK IF YOU THINK IT MAKES YOUR WALL COLOR RLY POP#NO YOU DO NOT. IT'S FUCKING MOLD YOU SCRUB IT AWAY#THE PORNBOTS ARE THE MOLD @wuzzyletoastermac

[bagofbirds]

[sleepy-bebby]

ALT

[cubistemoji]

[joyousgard]

"ao3 should have an algorithm" ao3 should continue only giving me exactly what I ask for which happens because I know how to use the search, sort, and filter functions

[cubistemoji]

[beardedmrbean]

Amen to that little dude

[lucasnator4]

When food so good you see god

[beardedmrbean]

Transcendent in my tummy

[slavicafire]

@polskiebagno

[chimerashadowgardens]

[tolerateit]

this is the funniest fucking show ever

[chimerashadowgardens]

[catchymemes]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bagofbirds]

[tinynightparade]

this is wrong this would be true for any other video game character but edelgard can and does read them

[beyblaiddyd]

[sagechan]

[goosetooths]

mutiny's a-brewin'

[sagechan]

[elliot-amy]

chaotic muppets interview

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

[itsmedemibones]

[antique-romantic]

[manywinged]

i refuse to apologize for being weird or offputting actually that's your problem i'm having a fantastic time

[gulabijamuns]

[keyboard-clicks]

Cassiopeia sent the Sixth a letter years ago warning them, telling them to prepare. And all this time they've been preparing in secret to run, to get out of the line of fire, to betray the Emperor and keep themselves safe. All without letting the other houses know anything! Keeping it their most precious secret, most closely guarded bit of information because who outside of their house could they trust with it?

Camilla and Palamedes went to Canaan house with this knowledge, with this secret they had likely grown up knowing and guarding, aware that the emperor did not mean well for them and that their loved ones back home were ready and waiting and willing to flee.

"When the time comes to really fight" Camilla said, and she wasn't just being cautious, she had known from the moment the invitation arrived to the house that there would be a time.

Sixth for the Truth Over Solace in Lies

Fuck I need to lay down

[knightingale-s]

[zen-coleman]

BARBIE (2023)
Teaser Trailer
Dir. Greta Gerwig

[harocat]

[qserasera]

[cascadiums]

Jonathan Harker knocked me flat with this one. his speculation that vampirism spreads because people willingly follow their loved ones into damnation is so affecting. and it's an insight that's so uniquely him. the gothic heroine in him can see Dracula's world in a way the others seemingly can't. he can look at the situation without any concerns of rationalism, honour, god, or any other facet of Victorian society, and reach this truth: we will walk into any horror for love

[qserasera]

[moveslikekeithrichards]