In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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“ Crows are scary
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Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
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Yeah but have you seen this 

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A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

dansknapp

Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill

reallymisscoffee

I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree.

Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before.

That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him. 

Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree. 

That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick.

Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring.

aph-romania

that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful.

avianawareness

Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice. 

rassoey

this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad. 

i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance.

a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth.

i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son.

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Best birbs !!

221cbakerstreet

your son is Beautiful and Strong

solitarelee

every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories

firestardragon

I think birds are the best best thing after dogs

kytrin

There are a whole bunch of crows around where I work.  I’m not sure if it’s one large murder or several smaller ones, but you can always find them just about any time of year (I live in Florida) hopping around.  They’re a lot of fun to watch because they’ll play in the puddles after it rains and sometimes troll people being loud on cell phones by all cawing very loudly.  It’s very clearly their territory and they’re not shy about letting you know it.

Well one year we had a pregnant feral cat move in and as soon as she did the crows moved out.  You could argue it was because cats prey on crows, but remember they outnumbered her at least 20 to1.  They could’ve easily driven her off.  Instead they seemed to vanish.

Fast forward a bit after mama had her kittens and you started to see one or two crows around again.  Every time they watched from the tops of trees, always watching where mama was known to den.  They never attacked though, even when the kittens were out playing.  They just watched.  For a while I thought they were waiting for a chance to attack.

And then I saw one drop food in front of the den.

They were FEEDING the little family.  And watching out for them.  The canadian geese that show up, hang out, and harass folks every year were driven off every time they got too close to the cat family.  It was amazing to watch.  This lasted until the rescuers were able to catch all the cats.  Then they moved right back home like nothing had happened.

Crows will be our new overlords one day.  I’m convinced of it.

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700+ followers! And happy birthday to Saeko and to my main blog! :D
It feels unbelievable to me. =w= I hit 500 awhile ago and broke 600 last year, but 700 happened towards the start of the year, and I didn’t have the chance to do something back then,...

700+ followers! And happy birthday to Saeko and to my main blog! :D

It feels unbelievable to me. =w= I hit 500 awhile ago and broke 600 last year, but 700 happened towards the start of the year, and I didn’t have the chance to do something back then, so I decided why not now?

More art, more fics, more everything–I will keep it coming, so thank you for following my blog, everyone! c:

EDIT: This pic is now on my pillowfort! :3

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Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu - Start of the Giant

Backstage!  Tomorrow they’ll have two more shows before they wrap up their first Tokyo tour and move on to Hyogo.

  • Some fabulous wig hair for Ryoutarou and Shouri lol
  • Yuma thanks “master Shouri” for teaching him how best to annoy Takato
  • A shot of Ariken doing push-ups during warm-ups before the show

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♡♥♡♥♡ ~Happy Birthday to my beloved Ono Daisuke~ ♡♥♡♥♡
What can I wish for the only person who I truly, truly adore (10 and half years so far~)? A person who can always make me smile and that I had the immense joy and pleasure to watch live last year. 
I adore him not just for his amazing talent, but for his personality as well. He’s shy, humble, silly, funny, sweet, has a gorgeous smile, hard working and you can see he truly loves his job - he projects that in every video, event, talk, interview, picture.
He’s the only Seiyuu that I love and adore almost every character he ever did, some of them are all time favorite characters and the rest includes dozens of loved and iconic characters like: Sinbad/Magi, Midorima Shintarou/Kuroko no Basuke, Sebastian Michaelis/Kuroshitsuji, Heiwajima Shizuo/Durarara, Mikawa Kai/Seto no Hanayome, Satou Jun/Working!, Yoshida Luigi/Giant Killing, Eugene/Hanasakeru Seishounen, Hosaka/Minami-Ke, Nikaido Akira/Monochrome Factor, Bezarious Jack /Pandora Hearts, Llama/Shirokuma Cafe, Kirigakure Saizou/Brave 10, Hinamura Souichirou/Kamisama no Memochou, Hirato/Karneval, Astral Sion/Densetsu no Yuusha no Densetsu, Saitou Yakumo/Shinrei Tantei Yakumo, Kagezaki/Rental Magica, Hotsuma Renjou/UraBoku, Koizumi Itsuki/Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu, Hades/Kamigami no Asobi, Yagami Kazuma/Kaze no Stigma, Juushimatsu/Osomatsu-san, Daikoku/Noragami,  Saikawa Keigo/Gakuen Babysitters, Kujou Joutarou/Jojo Bizzare Adventure, Smith Erwin/Shingeki no Kyoujin, Yoshito Haruno/Anonymous Noise, Yatogami Kuro/K,  Sumeragi Kira/Uta no Prince sama, Gure/Rokuhoudou Yotsuiro Biyori and many, many more~  ♥

I wish you ハンサム (handsome) man that you’ll always be happy and keep your goregous smile, that you’ll always be healthy so you can keep doing a wonderful job as a seiyuu and singer (and dancer - he’s so freeking adorable when he dances!) and success in pretty much everything else you do.
I wish you that you won’t ever change your beautiful self - inside and outside, and hope you’ll have a wonderful celebration! ’(*゚▽゚*)’

Ono Daisuke Seiyuu OnoD Birthday Post my beloved ♥ Hansamu~
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Soma chokes on his own joke!

In the last episode of Oreiya Season 3 the boys each say a few words about the great support they’ve received from fans, as well as thanking the wonderful seiyuu guests and staff. Soma makes the money hand sign as a reference to what they need to get another series 😂 Egu and Kou try to stop him but… 😂😂

(NB: The hand gesture is considered kind of rude and that’s why they try to cover his hands up! XDDD)

Eguchi Takuya no Oretachidatte M~otto Iyasaretai! #13 (2018.03.21)
Host: Eguchi Takuya
Assistant: Nishiyama Kotaro
Narrator: Saito Soma

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Stage Pash! Vol. 09

Kenta x Tatsuya Page

Q: Compared to the previous production, how do the both of you want to go about this current show?
Kageyama
: At the beginning, I was always calling him Suga-chan.
Suga: You did, didn’t you?
Kageyama: Now it’s more like, “You bastard…”
Suga: You’ve never once said that to me!
Kageyama: (laughs) But, Kenta sets a great example to follow.  Especially during the previous show when I was really fumbling and struggling, I could ask him for advice on anything and everything.
Suga: That’s true, since that was our first time being the freak duo, we “discussed” all sorts of things as we worked.  But this time, I want us to spend as little time as possible on that and instead argue as we work on it.  We both now understand each other, I now know, “oh this guy’s going to act this scene this way.”  So from the start, I want us to discuss things more like, “I wanna do this scene more this way,” or “I want you to do it this way.”  I want to speak up more about the things I notice, and I want to go about this show by stepping that up.  

Ryoutarou x Kairi Page

Q: Compared to the previous production, how do the both of you want to go about this current show?
Kosaka
: Thinking back on the scenes with Tsukishima and Yamaguchi from the previous show, I think we talked a lot just the two of us.  But the relationship between Yamaguchi and Tsukishima is really important in this show too, so I want to work on this one by talking together even more.
Miura: If I had to say, I think the previous show had more scenes from Yamaguchi’s point-of-view… this show is the opposite, so I think we have to make sure that we maintain the relationship we built previously.  I don’t really feel like we’ve really talked as much for this show though.
Kosaka: No way!
Miura: Am I wrong?!
Kosaka: I want us to talk more, especially when we’re off-scene. Especially since we had that big fight in the previous show, I think there are things that would be weird if we didn’t change them a little.  So whenever we’re involved, if there’s something you think is weird, I want you to tell me, and I’ll also speak up if I think the same.  I’m using this opportunity to say that.  
Miura: (laughs) I got it.  Ok!

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