In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Remember bottoms, it’s not the lube on your asshole that matters; it’s the lube on your heart that counts

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Fuck that, I want my asshole to be like a homegrown slip ‘n slide

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fuck that i want my
asshole to be like a
homegrown slip ‘n slide



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Karasuno as Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes

  • Daichi Sawamura: “I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be!”
  • Kōshi Sugawara: “My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she’d never be prettier than me.”
  • Asahi Azumane: “You think that disapproving glare works on me after after all the times I’ve seen it?”
  • Yū Nishinoya: “I respect women. I’m a feminist. I believe women should be on all the money. I wanna pay for a sandwich with a $10 Ellen Degeneres.”
  • Ryūnosuke Tanaka: “I cannot believe that I'm considering a non-violent option.”
  • Chikara Ennoshita: “I am WAY too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.”
  • Kazuhito Narita: “The Japanese language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.”
  • Hisashi Kinoshita: “I have no use for people. I find people weird and confusing.”
  • Tobio Kageyama: “When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’.”
  • Shōyō Hinata: “How was I supposed to know that there would be consequences for my actions?”
  • Kei Tsukishima: “Ok. No hard feelings, but I hate you. No joking. Bye.”
  • Tadashi Yamaguchi: “Be myself.’ What kind of garbage advice is that?”
  • Kiyoko Shimizu: “I’m not a stone-cold bitch. I’m a natural, beautiful presence.”
  • Hitoka Yachi: “She said she was really looking forward to a romantic evening and I panicked and yelled ‘LOL.’”
  • Ittetsu Takeda: “The new plan is: no plan! We wing it! Probably won’t work, but I said it with a lot of confidence”
  • Keishin Ukai: “I’ve only known Karasuno for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”
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“ Another doodle to see over the self inflicted hiatus until I draw something proper again
for @shouyou10 once again!
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Another doodle to see over the self inflicted hiatus until I draw something proper again

for @shouyou10 once again!

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ohhh my god i am in love with this kageyama's shorts!!! this hug!! i'mmmmm screaming kagehina lovely art haikyuu art
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Initially wanted to draw all 20 kids from Class 1-A before Season 3 aired, but that was a pretty heavy attempt…and now becoming a failed attempt as I only cleaned up 5 of the 20
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Here’s some cleaned up lines instead!!

Initially wanted to draw all 20 kids from Class 1-A before Season 3 aired, but that was a pretty heavy attempt…and now becoming a failed attempt as I only cleaned up 5 of the 20
OTL

Here’s some cleaned up lines instead!!

bnha deku midoriya uraraka ochako katsuki bakugou iida tenya tsuyu asai a project that started kinda strong and then dragged as time when on where did the motivation go? I still enjoy the series though thought that would be enough to make fanart buuuuuuut meh