In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[sashayed]

[everydaylouie]

onion magic

[mihotose]

[browniet]

[gahdamnpunk]

Christian Soriano is bae

[totally-real-haikyuu-quotes]

• Tsukishima: This never happened.
• Kageyama: Uh, yes it did. We just did it.
• Tsukishima: Never. Happened.
• Kageyama: It was like, five minutes ago.

[hannycho12]

Happy belated birthday to my bae @clairechevalier09

Thank you for being born into this world; Thank you for finding me; Thank you for always keeping up with my shit; And truly thank you for wanting to be my friend and bae.

You’re one of the most wonderful thing god ever sent to me. I love you babe
ヽ(●´ε｀●)ノ

[shukita]

just married~

[angelsaves]

[charlesoberonn]

This image is way funnier considering that this is Egypt and this snow was the first snow they got in 112 years.

[generation-something]

this man has waited 112 years to SLAM DUNK that snowball on this man’s head

[fourteenyellowsixareblue]

[gaywrites]

Lena Waithe wore an enormous rainbow flag cape to last night’s Met Gala, where the theme was Catholicism. She. Did. That. 

[angelsaves]

[heofspeckledplumage]

Me: I want to sit at the gods’ feet and give them my praise without reservation.

Also me: I’m going to fingergun awkwardly at them because I hate feeling vulnerable.

[isokura]

[smilingribs]

How Calicos Give Birth. Based on a dream my girlfriend had.

more of my comics on tumblr / twitter / facebook

[fallowfellow]

@prideandperdition

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HOW CATS WORK

[lovetakestimelovetakeswork]

That’s a trippy-ass dream

[honyakukanomangen]

Terajima-sensei posted this sketch to mark Shounen Magazine going on sale today.

Source: Official Twitter

[isokura]

[sagechan]

Anonymous asked:

FREE TIME IS AMAZING! DO YOU HAVE ANY TSUKKIKAGE HEADCANONS WHERE TSUKISHIMA IS FLUSTERED BY KAGS IN THIRD YEAR OR AT UNI BECAUSE HE'S SO BROAD NOW?? OR I will take anything BokuHina where they wind up at the same school - for college or a different timeline au, whatever.

FREE TIME REALLY IS INCREDIBLE!!!

• Kageyama has always been Big And Broad and Tsukki used to think Kags was just a big dumb jock with lotsa brawn and no brain
  
• i mean he was totally right
• but then Tsukki had the Revelation that he was very much a morosexual
• (see: the post about the girl who was dating the guy who didn’t know what animal the Pink Panther was)
• “Oi, Tsukishima, i boiled water for ramen but we don’t have any ramen.”
  
• “………And??”
  
• “Well, now i can’t have ramen.”
  
• “So, you didn’t check if we had ramen before you boiled a whole pot of water? You just listened to your stomach like some kind of wild animal?”
  
• “Mhm.”
  
• “What did you do with the water you boiled?”
  
• “i threw it away.”
  
• “In the trash???”
  
• Immediately after this, they have wild, passionate sex. Tsukishima calls him an idiot at least 15 times during the course of being fucked by his Very Beefy boyfriend. Kageyama is still trying to figure out if Tsukishima actually likes him. They’ve been dating for seven months.
• Tsukishima’s favorite part about Kageyama is his shoulders. As tall as Kageyama is, Tsukishima has always been taller. And he still is. But when they stand chest-to-chest, Kageyama has definitely…filled out in recent years. Tsukishima never gets tired of gripping those strong shoulders whenever Kageyama lifts him (which is often) or fucks him (also, often) so deep the neighbors start banging on the walls from all the noise Tsukishima makes.
• Tsukishima is scared of how open and vulnerable he’s become around Kageyama. He rarely lets people get so close to him. He rarely lets them into the deeper parts of his life. But Kageyama is like a wave in a rising tsunami, indomitably unstoppable, calmly and quietly barreling his way into Tsukki’s life like the idiot he is. He just doesn’t know when to give up, that idiot. He just can’t leave well enough alone. Idiot. He just doesn’t get how hard it is to love someone so much you’re afraid of losing them, and then you do lose them, and you don’t think you’ll ever love again, and then some idiot comes along, and you think maybe, maybe this time, but you don’t want to fall into same trap. i can’t, tobio, i can’t let myself get hurt like that again.
• And Kageyama knows. He listens quietly, stubbornly. The idiot. The strongest, most comfortable presence Tsukishima has ever known.
• Tsukishima’s favorite part about Kageyama is his shoulders. He’s always had such nice, broad shoulders. But it was as if, the more he learned about and fell in love with Tsukishima, the stronger and wider they got.
• As if they could hold up the sky.
• As if they could catch the moon if it fell.

[honyakukanomangen]

New BnHA water-gun themed badges now available for pre-order and scheduled for release in August.

Source: Hobbystock (Also available from Amiami - Search for “Hero Academia”)

[egelantier]

[2ndloves]

joan of arc reincarnated