In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
fourteenyellowsixareblue merindab
le-docteur-qui

OMG YOURE STRAIGHT WE HAVE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND GO HUNTING SOMETIME

nobodytoldthehorse

OH I HAVE A COUSIN WHO’S STRAIGHT I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU

enjolrasthesocialjusticeblogger

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IM NOT A HETEROPHOBE ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS STRAIGHT

thebitca

OMG I’VE ALWAYS WANTED A STRAIGHT BEST FRIEND!

rocksfelleveryonedied

HOW DO STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE SEX

brittanaheyaaa

HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE STRAIGHT? 

queerlandais

YOU DON’T LOOK STRAIGHT THOUGH?

magicmumu

I’M OKAY WITH STRAIGHT PEOPLE AS LONG AS THEY DON’T HIT ON ME LOL

marzipanandminutiae

ARE YOU SURE YOU AREN’T EVEN A LITTLE BIT GAY?

rainbow-hotline

DID YOU HAVE A BAD RELATIONSHIP WHEN YOU WERE GAY?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR STRAIGHT IF YOU’VE NEVER TRIED BEING WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME GENDER

next-venoms

ITS OK THAT YOU ARE STRAIGHT BUT YOU SHOULDNT TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS AROUND CHILDREN

madlori

BUT HAVE YOU TRIED NOT BEING STRAIGHT?

teaboot

PLEASE NO TOUCHING, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THE STRAIGHT LIFESTYLE TO MY KIDS?