In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

whoamiamneko

If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

freshdonus

This is 100% the expanded lore behind this Dril tweet.

Yo!

Abemiha ship week is two weeks away, so to give you guys time to prepare we are releasing the prompts today!!

Each day has two prompts (a word prompt and an alternate universe prompt), you can pick either or both. Day seven is a free day in which anything goes, but for anyone who doesn’t have any ideas, we’ve included two prompts as well! For the rest of the assigned prompts, feel free to interpret them as you wish. Have Fun!

Day 1: June 3rd

Solace - noun. comfort or consolation in a time of distress or sadness.

Amnesiac AU - an alternate universe in which one or more parties have lost their memory.

Day 2: June 4th

Borders - noun. the edge or boundary of something, or the part near it.

Reincarnation AU - an alternate universe in which one or all parties have died and have come back to life in as a new person.

Day 3: June 5th

Disappoint - verb. to fail to fulfill the hopes or expectations of (someone).

Fantasy AU- an alternate universe in which the characters are reimagined in a fantasy setting

Day 4: June 6th

Fever Dream - noun. a particularly intense or confusing dream brought on by a fever.

Alternate First Meeting AU - an alternate universe in which the characters meet in a different situation than in canon

Day 5: June 7th

Sacrifice - noun. an act of giving up something valued for the sake of something else regarded as more important or worthy.

Soulmate AU - an alternate universe in which people have destined partners aka “soulmates”

Day 6: June 8th

Initiate - verb. to cause (a process or action) to begin; to admit (someone) into a secret or obscure society or group, typically with a ritual.

Alternate Sport AU - an alternate universe in which the characters play a sport different than their canon sport