In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
engekihaikyuu

Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu - Start of the Giant

The cast have made it to Sendai, Miyagi, the “holy land.”  Immediately, some of the cast members went to Sendai gymnasium and recreated one of the scenes from the series.  

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engeki haikyuu hq stage hyper projection engeki haikyuu the start of the giant wakunan wow y'all yanagihara rin masada naohiro that's a depressing sarupine miyagi i always love when the cast refer to miyagi as the holy land like THIS IS WHERE HAIKYUU TAKES PLACE TAKE IT IN EVERYONE their love for haikyuu is amazing I wanna know which one of them had a screenshot on hand so that they could position them properly
drunkkenobi simonjadis
winterinthetardis

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

sparkle-fart-69

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

road-twitch

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

tha--snazzle

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

sinfullyselected

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

marley-gang

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

vine a good one
rythyme mxnia-deactivated20190213

Anonymous asked:

So are you against the idea of straight people completely?

straightpeoplereceipts answered:

yes. I don’t think they exist.

people are claiming there’s a lot of evidence out there to prove the existence of “straight” people but if I’m being totally honest with you it’s a crackpot theory. and trust me, I know about crackpot theories. I’m the KING of crackpot theories, and I was coronated, and you can trust me on that.

so this is a thing people have been saying for a really long time, that realistically, these “straight” people would have been around since basically the beginning of time—we’re talking since the FIRST coherent human being, as we know them today. that within this kind of first iteration of human existence, we could have seen a really strong percentage of people who came out genetically “straight”

but we’re basing this off of theory, completely. these people who are, and this is controversial but whatever, who I am saying are essentially conspiracy theorists are claiming that it’s been proven based on analysis of this ancient DNA found in the early humans who were preserved in ice. but that’s just not true.

scientifically, there is precedent to say—definitively—that there was never any such thing as straight people. what you’re seeing when you look at this ancient genetic code is actually the degradation of DNA—we’re looking at these specimens preserved only by time and luck. so this genetic sequence has actually kind of gone through a sort of decomposition, even though it’s fairly preserved.

what these people are claiming is proof of “straight” people is actually just damaged, broken DNA. if these specimens had existed in that exact condition in life, they would not have survived. so what I’m saying definitively is that there is no such thing as “straight” people, outside of massively damaged and degraded genetic sequences that are too ancient to reconstruct.

there has never been a living “straight” person and there never will be.

queue burn more strongly than the sun itself
pearlo niniblack
renaissancesuggestion

grow weary of your husband’s neglect. tell tales to the servants and your companions of his violence and brutality. disappear into the night without even your trusted maidservant. spill the blood of a chicken on the floor of your husband’s studiolo. create panic, as your chastity, virtue and the nobility of your blood is well known. your letters telling of your fear and panic are found and read. flee to the villa of one of your suitors before your marriage. he is still charmed by you. make him promise to hide and shelter you. you have brought your jeweled dagger with you. open his throat. stagger onto the road, telling of your violation and pain. all of italy is in a frenzy at the actions of this cur. return home. your husband will see his peasant concubine no more. finally prepare for the birth of an heir.

gone girl
cath-sith fencer-x
kingjaffejoffer

Executive chef at a top Thai restaurant tells Gordon Ramsay that his Pad Thai is trash [x]

minusthelove

Lmao “what do you want to know from me?” Fuck!

katjohnadams

So no one thinks that Gordon’s being “Put in his place” or something, this is from Gordon’s show where he specifically goes to places around the world to be schooled in how they do their cuisine and un-fuck the British (Imperialist but we can’t admit that on TV, but he does hint STRONGLY at it in some episodes) way of cooking “exotic” dishes by learning from the people who do it best.

That’s the world’s most successful chef putting himself in a position to learn from chefs around the world in world-class restaurants, grandmother’s houses, in a cramped make-shift kitchen on a rocking and speeding steam train, and more. He doesn’t shy away from learning from people who’ve never been in the remote vicinity of a culinary arts school or run a “professional” kitchen.

And here he’s showing a chef what he thinks of as Pad Thai and if you don’t think one of the most talented chefs on earth didn’t know he was specifically setting himself up to fail to make a point to his audience, then hopefully you do now! <3 

brunhiddensmusings

the context- he wasnt saying ‘heres my world famous pad tai for you to sample, a recipe i hold more dear then my own mother’ its closer to  ‘here, this is how i was taught to cook pad tai in liverpool by a man named charles, how far off am i?’

i love gordon ramsay