In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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supreme-leader-stoat

I don't mean this in a dismissive "haha you've got daddy issues" way but I really am coming to suspect that most if not all people who view the opposite sex as like, fundamentally alien on a mental or emotional level really just do not have healthy family relationships. You see it with the weird Trad and Alpha Male guys who can't seem to conceive of women as fully-aware human beings instead of some sort of symbiotes who need men to guide them, you see it with the weird radfems who like to go on about men being incable of feeling real emotion and just being driven by instinct and needing to be ruled over like dogs. I just find it really difficult to imagine arriving at those worldviews if you ever had a mutually caring and respectful relationship with an opposite-sex parent or sibling.

spacelazarwolf

i’ve had radfems go off on me for talking about my relationship with my dad. things are more complicated now after i came out, but when i was a baby he stayed home with me and worked part time so my mom could work full time, he was never weird about my periods and didn’t use weird euphemisms (he would just say “are you cramping? do you need tylenol? need me to buy you some tampons?”), taught me the basics of sex ed since my conservative school wasn’t going to do that, was very understanding and supportive for the most part when i would talk to him about personal problems (when i left a shitty relationship at the end of high school he was the first person i told and i cried on his shoulder for like half an hour), when his best friend/my godfather died he didn’t hide his tears.

there were many things i wish he’d done differently, but there were many things he did right, and so many people get legitimately angry when i try to talk about it. people have even accused me of “trying to make excuses for shitty men” for just talking about the fact that not all fathers are emotionless assholes who never see their families. it really solidified in my mind that some people don’t want things to change. they just want to stay angry with the way they are currently because anger is cathartic and much less effort than actual systemic change.

renthony

I have a couple popular posts on tumblr that are funny or heartwarming stories about my dad, and all of them get regular comments that boil down to, "men suck and he's probably really shitty behind the scenes."

And it's like. He's a human person, of course he's not perfect. But if your response to seeing someone tell a nice story about their dad is to immediately dissect all the ways the dad in question must secretly be awful, that's...that's a problem. That's not an appropriate reaction to someone telling a happy story about a parent.

foxdoodles
sometimes a family can be an illiterate 19 yr old, a scary lady, a dead librarian inhabiting the body of said scary lady, an ass joke addict with muscles for days, and Noodle

sometimes a family can be an illiterate 19 yr old, a scary lady, a dead librarian inhabiting the body of said scary lady, an ass joke addict with muscles for days, and Noodle

the locked tomb tlt tlt fanart nona the ninth nona the ninth spoilers ntn gideon the ninth harrow the ninth camilla hect pyrrha dve is that how u spell it?? idk my art fanart sketch almost forgot to tag noodle!! noodle the dog
ancientannoyance
A drawing of Camilla and Palamedes against an ornate art nouveau type background. Camilla and Palamedes are drawn from the knees up. Camilla has brown skin, brown hair, black eyes and Palamedes has reddish brown hair, brown skin, and grey eyes. Camilla is wearing a dark cloak over a light grey shirt and beige pants, and she has a long knife hostered to each trouser end with ropes and straps. Palamedes is wearing a dark sweater and khaki pants, and he has a book holster running down each shoulder, to which are holstered two books each. He has his hands in his pockets, while Cam has her right knife drawn and her left knife is half out of its sheath on her leg. Behind them is a background in greyish blues and purples. On the top left is a wooden puzzle sphere with on wooden piece sticking out. In the middle is a three dimensional S. On the top right is the sixth house skull holding a scroll in its mouth. On the bottom left are flowers half obscured by clouds. On the bottom right are thorny vines half obscured by clouds. There are bone fragments flying everywhere in the background.ALT

the sixth, the emperor’s (t)reason, because i haven’t drawn my faves in a month and that’s illegal

(this will be my holiday mailout postcard for this year so if you know me on twitter you can sign up to get a postcard and a couple stickers)

the locked tomb camilla hect palamedes sextus gideon the ninth nona the ninth designed this like a puzzle box bc what is the sixth house but a puzzle recursing on itself over time tlt spoilers ntn spoilers not really but u know my art artists on tumblr
taxinealkaloids

girls will literally turn their parents’ corpses into meat puppets to prevent the House of their birthright from being annexed by other powers 

my art tlt the locked tomb harrowhark nonegesimus the corpse puppets were actually the reason I instantly became obsessed with her also i'm nearly certain people on the ninth realized p&p weren't right. as ortus said harrow isnt the only one who can add 2 and 2 and get four!! like those guys were dead. they were for sure dead. and everyone just kinda agreed they'd pretend not to notice. picturing some nuns sitting around like ....ok so we all know they're dead right? we know they're dead? and the other ones are like yeah but shhhh yes the 10 yr old is doing the budgeting now. just ignore it. also tumblr decided to absolutely chow down on the quality of the first pic so uh it just looks like that now. crispy.