In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nuisancehelicopter

Happy Summer Valentine 2018

okay guys let me tell you what happened in the past 48 hours

1. Ryoma won valechoco 2018  (for the first time in history)

2. total number of chocolate reached 400,000++ (more than double of last year!! and more than any of the years before)

(1) (2) the big warehouse last year still wasn’t enough to hold all the chocolate.

**: valechoco 2018 top 3 winners total chocolate count is already 154,200. 2017 total choco was just around 180,000

** atobe still holds record for most chocolate in 2014 at 63k (BUT STILL)

3. atobe’s fans cryng because they sent expensive chocolate, so they vow to send more next year (x)

4. There’s gonna be a BIG seigaku-hyotei seiyuu event on January 19-20, 2019 for Best Games at Zepp Diver City. (x) it’s like a tenifesta of sorts.

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5. The BEST GAMES OVA’s will be based on the manga. (oh yeah)

6. Seiyuus who attended HSV (x) (x)

in Sendai with konomi-sensei

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in the nicovideo studio (x) (x)

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7. Konomi Takeshi’s new Hairstyle

8. Happy Summer Valentine Aug 14,  is now recognized by the Japan Memorial Association as an official Holiday. (twitter) (oricon news) (livedoor)

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THESE DAYS ARE WILD

prince of tennis tenipuri konomi takeshi valechoco 2018 valechoco where do we even begin the cult reaffirms it's position konomi is a very powerful man we have to update his profile again LOL CALM DOWN JAPAN JESUS CHIRST look at hiyoshi's seiyuu wearing shorts while everyone else wore pants that is BDE
browniet callmesuyinbeifong
carpenters3

ok so the order of events according to azealia was

-grimes invited azealia to her elon musk’s house in LA for a “collab”, told her not to bring her bf

-azealia shows up, grimes isn’t there, she waits at the house alone several days

-grimes finally shows up, it turns out that she was hanging out with elon comforting him after he made a fool of himself by going on twitter on acid

-(grimes apologizes and offers to fly azealia back to nyc? this part is unclear to me)

-grimes talks to azealia about her bf and all his personal business in a way that strikes her, azealia, as inappropriate

-grimes then tries to get azealia to have a threesome with her and elon

callmesuyinbeifong

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i'm alyssa what the fuck is going on here i saw the snaps reposted and like what the fucking fuck even
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awed-frog

By the way, just in case this helps someone -

COOKING - creativity is okay

BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though)

BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren’t, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods 

thepioden

PASTRY - your God is dead, the god of gluten and madness is risen, abandon all hope ye who enter here

hannahscribbles

well that’s fairly accurate