Anonymous asked:
earthnation answered:
my thrussy!?!?
sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language
my bad damn
funniest thing is when it turns out someone actually has exactly the same takes on a fictional character as me but they finish like 'so yeah that's why i detest this guy' and it's like. ah. i see. i am a fundamentally different person however
gulabijamuns
chidorinnnnn
If you think about it, technically an airplane can only fly when there is human blood inside of it
These are the bold, disturbing takes I came to Tumblr for
#(straps a blood bag to a drone) BEHOLD! AN AIRPLANE!
NEVERMIND GUYS I CANNOT POSSIBLY INVENT A REPLY FUNNIER THAN @thelooniemoonie‘s TAG
gulabijamuns
lanfan
im so sorry but i like it when translations keep the word sensei and keep the honorifics im so sorry
I’m not sorry at all actually. Most translations could benefit from teaching their readers some basic elements from the source language/culture instead of desperately trying to localize everything to the target culture.
cubistemoji
despazito
You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.
Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables
We're like shooting stars you and I
I love that the pandemic actually definitively proved a lot of those "hard" questions for us. Masking up reduced cases of the flu to almost nonexistent numbers and we had zero flu deaths for a time. The welfare and social service and unemployment programs helped keep people living paycheck to paycheck out of poverty, and those stimulus checks some folks keep complaining about actually massively benefitted the common man and the economy. Individual personal travel was so extremely restricted on a global scale that we basically have concrete proof that individual restraint in terms of driving cars or travelling means absolutely nothing by comparison because the mass pollution is coming from the fisheries and the corporations with private jets and container ships. Working from home actually has massive benefits for a company like productivity boosts and better mental health of employees while also saving gas
and we're just. Willingly going back to how everything was before. We were shown how to do things better and the people in charge said "that's nice but we just want to get everything 'back to normal' :)"
we’re not willingly going back to how everything was before. we are being forced back into it by members of the ruling class who found out that making things better for almost everyone else made them feel bad.
I don't know why folks are always surprised at running into a cogent take on current events on Tumblr. Like, yeah, this is the clown site, but that wisecracking asshole who shows up two thirds of the way through a Shakespearean tragedy to explain to the audience what the fuck just happened is also a type of clown.
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