In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[fancy-plans]

[chupiicho]

doodle 🍒

[cubistemoji]

[txttletale]

dnis are evitonmental storytelling because you can instantly imagine the incomprehensible hellscape someone is trapped in if they have a dni that's like dni if you:

• think irish people can't be pan
• are an apologist for season 2 scrunklepus or the knights of glop
• hunt and kill people for sport
• play frunko's quest
• think movies always have to be slimy
• think it's okay for welsh people to cosplay flugson
• don't tag bibbles or togs
• think that dutch and samoan are the same nationality
• use the z-slur
• participated in the srebenica massacre
• are mutuals with steve

[knightingale-s]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

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I adore this

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[bagofbirds]

[liefst]

i will admit i have looked upon men with a lustful gaze in my time

[brinaanana]

Happy release day!

[lemonadefortwo]

[cubistemoji]

[pietroleopoldo]

Look i joke a lot about not trusting people who don't like modern art, but in all seriousness no matter what you think of it, if someone earnestly calls a piece of modern art "degenerate", run

[play-now-my-lord]

"that's not art" is parochial boorishness, "that's not real art" is misguided and reactionary snobbery, "that's degenerate" is straight up fascist, hope this helps

[bigbigtruck]

why i don’t fw anyone who uses the word or its shortened form in earnest

[gulabijamuns]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[coughloop]

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

[gulabijamuns]

[apollos-boyfriend]

it’s all “be gay, do crimes” until an unabashedly queer person actually breaks the law. i’m starting to think some of y’all would consider jaywalking morally reprehensible

[apollos-boyfriend]

what be gay, do crimes is: identify in ways that confuse people. identify in ways that piss people off. be contradictory. be unabashedly queer. break all rules of gender conformity. steal from corporations. trespass. attend protests. attend riots. throw bricks at cops. vandalize. destroy hostile architecture. do back upon the world the hostility it has inflicted, but be kind to those who have suffered alongside you.

what some of you seem to think be gay, do crimes is: have a nose ring and loiter outside your local spencer’s

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[chlostars]

[byelacey]

“lurkers DESTROY tumblr” is such an unhinged take i am sorry but you do you, lurkers. make your accounts. like your posts. reblog absolutely nothing if you don’t want to! if people block you from their blogs because you “look like a bot” fuck it lol. go find another blog to follow. the internet sucks everywhere no one needs to be scolded for using a platform “wrong”. anyway this is a lurker appreciation blog

[byelacey]

“lurkers are fine they just need to—“ you’re still telling strangers what to do and i do not agree! let me be clear 🫥 please please don’t turn my post into a softer rule set for other people that’s not what i meant lol just disagree with me it’s fine

[knightingale-s]

[homunculus-argument]

The next time you've got a friend over, set an example and put your phone on the table, visibly there but not too far away, to let them know that you're intentionally present, not distracted, your attention is undivided and you want to be fully focused on being right there to spend time with them. Don't mention it or draw attention to this, you're not doing this to be preachy or wanting praise, you just want to be a good friend and you value your friend's time. Ideally, your friend will either notice this or even pick it up without conscious notice, and set their own phone aside on the table as well.

Then, when your friend takes a minute to go to the bathroom, grab your phone and take a photo of your friend's phone sitting on your table. Do not touch it, and put your own phone back exactly where it was immediately once you've got the picture. Carry on with whatever you two were doing.

Once your time is up and your friend has left for home, wait for a good 15 minutes or so, for them to either get back home or be well on their way there. Text your friend, "hey, you forgot your phone", and send them the photo you took of their phone on your table. Set a stopwatch running from the moment your friend sees the message.

Measure how many seconds it takes for your friend to process this and tell you to go fuck yourself.

[ohshoot]

[karlyboyyy]

Honestly, the funniest part of Haikyuu is how freakin’ territorial Yamaguchi gets when someone else yells for Tsukishima using his trademark “TSUKKI!!” call.

Like I can practically hear him hissing in this panel

[animemoshpit]

[specterthief]

the most important anime man alignment chart