#so they’re just gonna walk away from each other with the wrong gift and person
ABBOTT ELEMENTARY
S02E14, Valentine’s Day
it’s funny when you go to other people’s houses and see their cats because you’re like “this is a little kitty cat”. but then when you return to your own house and see your cat you’re like “this is my roommate and good compadre” even though they, too, are a little kitty cat
This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
Reblogging for cultural enrichment
campegspal
sarnakhwritesthings asked:
just want you to know you have one of the best urls ive seen on this hellsite, and you're absolutely correct
I speak nothing but the truth, one flesh one end was about pal choking on cams strap
what would be the best thing about being a tiny anthropomorphic mouse?
wearing flowers as hats
eating strawberries the size of your face
adventures in cupboards
sleeping in a little sardine can
using buttons as plates
making little clothes out of handkerchiefs
being friends with birds and squirrels and such
using a mushroom as an umbrella
See Resultsthis reads like one of those surveys that charities will send out with a question like "why are trees important?" with 5 different but equally valid reasons trees are important because they want to educate you on the reasons why trees are important but they also want to see which one you will select
XOXO GG
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