In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
browniet homunculus-argument
siniristiriita

cat: hey you gonna eat that?

human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food.

cat: free game then. Cool.

human: be my guest.

cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.

humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don’t get stepped on.

cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don’t want predators finding them.

human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.

cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.

human: I’m ok with this.

cats this seems about right
sagechan reallycorking-art
reallycorking-art

*dusts off this very cobwebby blog*

So tumblr purged my main account and all associated sideblogs, leaving me with only this account, which is separate. I still don’t really know how I’ll be using this account, but if anyone needs to get ahold of me on tumblr, I will be here! At least while I wait out the purge and see what tumblr’s verdict is for my blog. I may try to dig up some reblogs of my art posts and reblog them here, just to have them. 

I’m obviously devastated about this. I have such valuable friends and followers that I am so so sad to lose. :( I have messages, asks (both answered and unanswered) that mean so much to me. I have silly posts and conversations I can never get back, and just so much history that was purged without a moment’s notice. I don’t know what my tumblr presence will be like from here on out–even if tumblr does reinstate my reallycorking blog in response to my support request, my trust in this platform is totally gone after they ripped away my blog without any warning.

Here’s where you can find me on other social media:
Twitter SFW: https://twitter.com/reallycorking
Twitter NSFW: https://twitter.com/reallyporning
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reallycorking/
Pillowfort: https://www.pillowfort.io/reallycorking

@esselley has also made a twitter for our collabs at essiecorking just in case anything happens to our collab blog here on tumblr. Thank u essie for being a rock throughout all of this ;; <3

HI BBY OMG IM GLAD YOU STILL HAVE A PRESENCE HERE 💜💜💜💜 friends signal boost
firstyearsrule
Tanaka: “The results are in!”
Noya: “Thank you to everybody who voted for me! I’ll promise to continue being the best libero I can possibly be.”
Ennoshita: “What, are you the prime minister or something?”
[other rankings below the read more]
[[MORE]]

Tanaka: “The results are in!”
Noya: “Thank you to everybody who voted for me! I’ll promise to continue being the best libero I can possibly be.”
Ennoshita: “What, are you the prime minister or something?”

[other rankings below the read more]

Keep reading

Nishinoya Yuu ennoshita chikara tanaka ryuunosuke narita kazuhito kinoshita hisashi ask APRIL FOOLS EVENT kenma kozume akaashi keiji kenji futakuchi yahaba shigeru kyoutani kentarou tsukishima kei