In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[rythyme]

[lifesgrandparade]

Imagine typing out this letter and not stopping halfway and thinking “Hmmm, this makes me sound like the worst human being in the world.”

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

I need prudence’s reply. I think we all need to hear Prudence’s reply.

[oatmealberrychipnutcookies]

THIS WAS PRUDENCE’S REPLY:

But nothing did happen. You received a thoughtful gift that cost more time than money. That’s it! If someone gives you a present you don’t like, you smile and say, “Thanks, how thoughtful,” and then stash it in the back of your closet. You don’t ask your kid to complain to the gift-giver via backchannel. It’s fine if you like to give expensive presents—and can afford to do so—but that’s not the only way to show someone that you care. Even if you don’t like knitwear, your daughter-in-law spent countless hours over the course of a half-year working on something very detailed for you, and you say yourself it was a lovely bedspread. Whether she got the yarn with the gift card you gave her or spent her own money is beside the point; you’re acting as if she re-gifted something when that clearly wasn’t the case. Your daughter-in-law’s gift was thoughtful and intricate; yours was financially generous and relatively generic. There would be no reason to compare the two if you hadn’t insisted on doing so in the first place.

You are grown adults with plenty of money; if there’s something you want for yourself, go ahead and buy it—this kind of petty scorekeeping around gift-giving is barely excusable when little children do it. Writing her a letter to express “sadness” that her own parents didn’t teach her proper etiquette would be wildly inappropriate, out of line, and an unnecessary nuclear option. And it’s a guaranteed ticket to make sure you see and hear about your grandchildren way less than you do now. You still have time to salvage this relationship—don’t die on this hill. Let it go, apologize for your churlishness, and take yourself shopping if you want a pricey gift this year.

[vanshira]

Found it.

[rythyme]

[gaybaggins]

tbh i never got why so many straight women are into legolas. like, what do you think hes going to do? top you? i have to laugh

[theawesomeadventurer]

do you think J R R Tolkien can read these posts from hell

[witkneec]

Erin, my very gay wife, was obsessed with lotr and Orlando Bloom- specifically Legolas- when she was growing up. She had posters. She had pencils. She had tshirts. If it had his face on it, she owned it. Three weeks ago, I went home to my parent’s for the first time in a minute. My 16 year old sister was writing letters on lined, green, Legolas paper. I thought it was hysterical bc I give Erin so. much. shit. about loving a dude I think looks like the loveliest of ladies so I took a picture of it and sent it with a text making fun of my sister’s dorky love for Mr. Bloom. It took her a few minutes to respond. When she did, she just sent this:

That’s mine, you asshole. The last time your sisters came to visit, I gave them a bunch of art supplies and Anna wanted it so I gave it to her. You tell her I’m proud of her. And that no matter what you say, he is not. a. gateway. to. lesbianism.

That was last month.

Guess whose sister just called to schedule dinner with her gay sister and her wife so they can meet her new girlfriend?

Originally posted by b99nbc

[honyakukanomangen]

Porcelain coasters featuring the characters with drinks now open for pre-orders, as well as other Haikyuu!! merchandise for the upcoming JUMP Festa 2019 by Showa Note (POMMOP).

Source: Official Twitter

[rythyme]

[fleamontpotter]

oh shittt

[rythyme]

[jotun-philosopher]

Neil Gaiman: “I was grateful for the comma”

[charlesoberonn]

This is why the oxford comma is important,

[gnome-cleric]

[nanviart]

ramuda doods

[moregraceful]

[lesbianshadowcat]

i love when wada draws some unapologetically horny shit of comicbook men and we’re all like cheers bro I’ll drink to that. solidarity

[boppinrobin]

[onlyblackgirl]

Deadass tho

[adulthoodisokay]

i’m very glad i chose to watch this

[tobefli]

I see no difference 👀

[sportsanimedaily]

[fysportsanime]

whoa! these are surprisingly cool!

[rythyme]

[jurvektheblogsmer]

NooOOO

[vividroute]

[celticpyro]

[thered498cp]

Originally posted by kixianth-blog

Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away!

[hiyokoifish]

oh my god thank you phoenix wright

[dinnermess]

yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.

[saffarren]

Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning?

Originally posted by oddgert

Feel free to explain that.

[tinysaurus-rex]

Originally posted by mitsuruges

I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds.

The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow.

Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps.

In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon.

These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight!

[valiantlyrainybouquet]

Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨

[sorairo-deizu]

[moregraceful]

[arianagrandre]

The Lion King (2019) dir. Jon Favreau

[haikyuucrows]

[yankasmiles]

2 days left until Yamaguchi’s birthday!! I feel like plot-wise Tsukishima is more likely to become Karasuno’s captain, but… Captain Yamaguchi tho…. pls

[honyakukanomangen]

Hinata and Ushijima facing off in the visual to announce the start of sales of regular tickets for the live viewing of the Haikyuu!! stage play.

Source: Official Twitter