In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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[Translation] Free!DF Spotlight Color: Haruka Nanase -  Special Memory Episode 2

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>>> High School 2nd Year Memories (Haruka & Rin)

Rin: I don’t think we’ve ever talked about 2nd-year high school much.

Haruka: Yeah. I think both you and I were just really focused on what’s in front of us at the time.

Rin: Haha, that’s true.

Haruka: I met you again, Rin, at Iwatobi SC that was about to be demolished, and at Samezuka, right?

Rin: That’s right… I didn’t think I’d see you guys at Iwatobi SC, that was closed for construction. And after that, you were frolicking at the Samezuka swimming pool, you and Makoto and Nagisa, too.

Haruka: …that was… it was a long time since I last saw a swimming pool, so I…

Rin: Even though you can see the sea all the time where you live. Speaking of which, when we ran into each other at the island during our training camps, you guys were practising in the sea.

Haruka: It’s hard to swim in the sea because of the waves. The regimen we were doing was the “Desert Island Training Camp Regimen from Hell,” created by the Iwatobi High School Swim Club in the past.

Rin: What on earth is that…oh, come to think of it, Gou said something about it back then. Well, anyway, long-distance swimming improves your stamina, so I guess it’s not so bad?

Haruka: Yeah, that’s right… there was that training camps, and the relay I had with you that was made possible thanks to everyone, and the joint practice after that, and also… what? Why are you staring at my face?

Rin: It’s nothing. …Haru, you become quite talkative when you’re talking about your friends.

Haruka: What do you mean.

Rin: Are you blushing?

Haruka: I’m not blushing.

Rin: Haha. But anyway, to think that the day would come when I can speak to you about those times like this. It kinda feels really strange.

Haruka: “It feels like we’ve really come a long way”…?

Rin: That’s not what I said.

Haruka: …Rin.

Rin: Yeah?

Haruka: Let’s go, to the world.

Rin: …. Hell yeah, bring it on!

(image courtesy of halffishharuka)

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  • Akiteru: Wait. What? I don't have a gay family member?
  • Tsukishima: ...Didn't I tell you I'm dating a guy?
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[Translation] Free!DF Spotlight Color: Haruka Nanase -  Special Memory Episode 1

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>>> Middle School Memories (Haruka & Asahi)

Asahi: My memories with Haruka at Iwatobi Middle School, huh…there are many, but I definitely remember the training camp that summer well. Since the training regimen I designed was perfect!!

Haruka: Was that the case? I vaguely remember you not adding any intervals and Ikuya being really angry at you because of it…

Asahi: Ugh…b-but! It was worth it, right? We become more unified as a team, too…!

Haruka: …that’s true. I think those post-match evaluations and strength training did help us in our matches after.

Asahi: See~!? Ah, but Haru, you once overslept and messed up our schedule, didn’t you!?

Haruka: Did I? I think you were the one who overslept, Asahi…

Asahi: Ah…! Yeah…maybe I was too busy preparing and didn’t get enough sleep…hahaha…anyway, Haru, you still do the same thing now in university, but when you train, you swim for a reeeeeeally long time. Don’t you get tired swimming for so long?

Haruka: …? …but you don’t get tired swimming, right?

Asahi: Huh? For real?

Haruka: I find taking the train at rush hour or sitting still at a lecture more tiring.

Asahi: Aaaah, I totally feel you! You’d just be, like, “I wanna get into water soon~!”

Haruka: But compared to highschool, training at university is completely different. There are a lot more things I have to consider, such as being conscious of the way I swim, or watching my nutritional intake.

Asahi: That’s true. But having said that, you’re enjoying yourself, right?

Haruka: Yeah.

Asahi: Haha, and it’s fun watching you change little by little like that, Haru.

(image courtesy of halffishharuka)

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me, in september when the leaves started changing and the weather was a little cooler: seasonal depression WHOM??????? i am healthy and HAPPY and i LOVE fall! pumpkin spice lattes yas! what was i THINKING? i’m remembering it as worse than it was in years past!!

me, 8 days into november when its freezing and getting dark at 5pm: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. oh oh oh OH. oh ya………

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I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband.
“Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years...
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systlin

I literally had a friend say this the other day while having dinner with him and his husband. 

“Listen.” He said. “I served in the military. 10 years in the army, and had to keep my mouth shut and pretend. I had to pretend to everyone, until I just got sick of it and decided fuck you all. I haven’t been nice in years. Everyone saying I should shut up can kiss my ass.” 

If people wanted nice gay people they should have been nicer to them. 

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IF PEOPLE WANTED NICE GAY PEOPLE THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO THEM

systlin

Oh wow I forgot about this.
I need to tell Ron he’s Tumblr famous now.

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Ron says to tell all the pissed off cockroach motherfuckers that he and his husband Ryl are now your Angry Gay Dads.

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Tsukishima: What do you want, King?

Kageyama: What? Why would you assume that I want anything? What I want is to apologize to my teammate, who I hurt.

Tsukishima: It’s “whom”.

Kageyama: Why does the word “who” even exist if you’re not allowed to say it?

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