In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[cubistemoji]

[soberscientistlife]

This is gorgeous

[jamwingles]

[syn0vial]

HE PUT A GOOGLY EYE ON THE OSCAR. I REPEAT, GOOGLY EYE ON THE OSCAR.

[knightingale-s]

[muppethole]

growth is pausing as i go to open twitter and thinking "actually we don't need to do that"

[muppethole]

the difference is that twitter is like being actively hit in the head with hammers, whereas logging on to tumblr is like being a given a hammer and expected to hit my own head with it. which i do.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sagechan]

Anonymous asked:

why would u want disgusting characters

vamprisms answered:

the best stories will always present you with a weird little freak i hope this helps

[knightingale-s]

[swordsmans]

me, absolutely not an artist, desperately trying to articulate how much i like adore people's fanart: ouughgh the colors. there are so MANY of them!!!! and the lines,,,,,,,,,, they are made of lines.. impeccable

[cubistemoji]

[high-quality-tiktoks]

They gotta pay extra to unlock Spanish😂

[loth-catgirl]

it’s a skill and should be compensated ad such

[changelingsrule]

@elosoquelee

[littlecofiegirl]

I should do this at work too…

[kudouusagi]

Anonymous asked:

saw on twitter that it's your birthday, happy birthday!!! i hope you have a wonderful one 💕

Thank you so much!

[sagechan]

[silenttccries]

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

[sagechan]

limbobongobingo asked:

WAIT FIVE GUYS ISNT A MASC HOOTERS???

sapphling answered:

I want to print this ask out and frame it and keep it on my nightstand so it’s the first and last thing I look at every day until I die

[sagechan]

[nadhie]

he's streaming; tip?

[nadhie]

@luminant-lepidoptera ask and you shall receive

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[knightingale-s]

[ultimateotakugirl100]

@odin-n-out WHEEEEEZE

[rossettichristina]

[tilthat]

TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.

via reddit.com

[armedandgayngerous]

that was the Devil

[general-thinks]

I mean they wanted rain

[northerlygale]

His name was Charles Hatfield and I’m not saying that you shouldn’t make a deal with him, but I am saying that you should be very clear about the terms and conditions

[prokopetz]

I think we need to fully appreciate the fact that the reason he “looks like the Devil” is that many depictions of the Devil in American popular media are specifically caricatures of this guy. Like, imagine being a con man and fucking up your hustle so badly that for more than a century afterwards people start drawing the Devil to look like you.

[sleepless-rain]

[qillermeme]

[2urban2fantasy]

Pavlov is pissing himself laughing