chlostars
I go to goth taco bell and I order the bauhaus blast
jamwingles
oh it’s over over
blueminuet
leggyboyjohnson
oops i tripped and dropped my
youtube frontends
oh no this one has sponsorblock support
oopsie poopsies this one is its own standalone client
aw fuck my android boy!!
schupuff
unrivalling
Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is... drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren't joining this site anyway, you're not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.
Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can't keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You'd kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.
bagofbirds
moongoer
tumblr still blows for a lot of reasons don't get too full of yourselves just bc twitter's having another crisis
This.
The staff running this place are still a bunch of bigots, no matter how twee they are. And even if they aren't, they're letting a bigot algorithm call the shots on LGBT+ posts, which they're "allowed" to do on account of their hilariously vague nsfw """"policy""""
...and even though they were sued over it before, Supreme Court just made it perfectly legal to keep discriminating against LGBT+ users for-- whatever the hell reason a flesh and blood bigot + a bigot algorithm say they should.
This is an AWFUL website for full-time artists, and as much as I had hopes of this being an eventual landing pad, the treatment I and other artists have suffered at the hands of staff in the name of ~community guidelines~ is unforgivable.
Tumblr IS NOT A GOOD WEBSITE.
The staff ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS.
Twitter dying IS NOT A GOOD THING.
rhewkath
annabethisterrified
gay sex won’t fix this. it’ll probably make this worse. that being said don’t you want to see how much worse it can get?
cubistemoji
hua-fei-hua
the bechdel test
this anime passed the bechdel test during the hot springs episode when the girls were comparing titty sizes
to be fair the original point of the bechdel test was “can i interpret these two characters as lesbians” and there is quite a lot of bad harem anime where the answer is “yes”
gulabijamuns
iapislazuli
idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything
inkymint
kavehandtea
isnt-it-pretty
This has been a PSA.
I’m trying not to reblog posts on this blog but I feel that this is important to post here.
on a related note:
And for the people asking “Well if you don’t support it irl then why would you like it in fiction?!”
Because when it’s happening irl real people are suffering and dying and that’s horrible and I’d never want that. But when it’s fiction, when no real people are being hurt or killed, it’s interesting to explore the experience, the effects it may have, and to an extent experience the emotions involved without actually having to experience the horrible thing. You explore scary, dangerous things from a safe distance.
knightingale-s
bagofbirds
twt and tumblr do serve different functions for me though. tumblr is an old man pub i sit in with my friends and complain and twitter is a cliff face i throw art and shitposts off of and see who they hit on the way down
fivepaninis
mycotoxin
I’ve gone to the women’s restroom a lot in my life, and not once have I ever seen genitalia besides my own while there. No penis, no vulva, nothing.
I’ve literally seen a bathroom full of baby lizards, one time a whole fucking fish on the floor, and someone come out of the stall with a plate, knife, and fork like they just ate a meal before I’ve seen genitals. Why would I ever be worried about seeing some woman with her cock out
evildeerboy
“no polyamory at pride” is some chronic no bitches shit. that’s got to be made up. no gay person would say that they’d have no fucking friends
n9evepulgas
