In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

[cubistemoji]

[galahadwilder]

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

[galahadwilder]

I'm apologizing profusely and he's like "oh it's fine it was funny" and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also

[jasontoddsguns]

Yeah this is going to break containment babe.

[galahadwilder]

[cubistemoji]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

please tell me that everyone else also scrolled down, saw the caption on the second photo, and scrolled back up to double-check

[funny-tik-toks]

[sagechan]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[sagechan]

[memewhore]

[transmortifried]

bootyshorts with this printed on them

[knightingale-s]

[velidewrites]

@staff free me

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[septembersghost]

this is what saul goodman thinks he sounds like

[usergrantaire]

GREASE LIVE (2016)
SCHMIGADOON! (2021 – ) | 2×03: Bells and Whistles

[ashleyslorens]

I was raised by cold birthday check writers.

[gulabijamuns]

[roadhogsbigbelly]

"ryan gosling is too old to play ken" well i think it's cool when actors in their 40s get to play sluts actually

[gulabijamuns]

[funnytwittertweets]

[vacuously-true]

Fieri

[empressofdancingstars]

[habeascorpseus]

[cubistemoji]

[character-of-all-time]

ROUND 1: NINA TUCKER (fullmetal alchemist) VS ALEXANDER TUCKER (Fullmetal Alchemist!)

ALT

ALT

FIGHT

nina

alexander

See Results

[character-of-all-time]

remember everyone: if there is a perfect tie, they will both move on as a team :D

[james-silvercat]

Originally posted by shinigami-striker

[mrcloudyfun]

Why does this feel like it's a rigged vote?

[character-of-all-time]

i see it more as an exercise in collaboration. can we ensure this girl and her dog stay by eachothers side? lets see!

[character-of-all-time]

ALT

Originally posted by bobgoesw00t

ALT

congratulations everyone. we did it. with the power of teamwork, 63,000 of us came together to keep this girl and her dog from being separated. it was an arduous week with many ups and downs, but we stuck through to the end. it just goes to show that the best way to bring this website together is by the one (or two) scene(s) that traumatized us all as children. collectively, we managed to once again make the same fucking joke. i am so proud of you all.

[kavehandtea]

[huffylemon]

[ralfmaximus]

The "grey floors" thing is born of a trend where house flippers intentionally redo all the interior colors to be as neutral as possible so the houses sell quicker.

Real estate agents will counsel sellers that bright, vibrant colors drive shoppers away. That a neutral (grey) space allows buyers to better visualize their stuff in that space, instead of whatever wacky personal choices the previous owner made.

Zillow and the other real estate sites are crammed with these images: bland, dull, staged neutral spaces that all look the same. "This is what affluence and elegance looks like," we are programmed to believe.

So when a first-time homeowner gets their hands on the controls, their instinct is often to emulate what they've seen for years on HGTV and Zillow: grey floors.