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Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu
#GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuuIn light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan...

Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu
#GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu

In light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan Haikyuu (the Haikyuu cast present and former) to chime in.  Many are quoting their characters’ lines and adjusting them to fit the pandemic situation as well as giving other words of support to each other and to fans.  

Shiota Kouhei (1st Tanaka)
Hey Corona… If you underestimate people…
You’ll get eaten alive!!!!
flutter flutter flutter (the sound of crows’ wings flapping)

This is from one of Tanaka’s early lines where he tells Kindaichi and Yahaba that if they underestimate Karasuno, they’ll be eaten alive.  

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shiota kouhei gekidan haikyuu twitter translation gather round gekidan haikyuu covid-19
engekihaikyuu
Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu #GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuuIn light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan...

Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu #GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu

In light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan Haikyuu (the Haikyuu cast present and former) to chime in.  Many are quoting their characters’ lines and adjusting them to fit the pandemic situation as well as giving other words of support to each other and to fans.  

Suga Kenta (1st Hinata)
Before me looms a tall, insurmountable wall
I wonder what it looks like beyond it
I wonder how the view is.
It’s a view I’d never be able to see on my own.
But I might be able to see it if I’m not alone.  
Let’s all hold out until we can see that view again.
#GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu
#FightOnEngekiHaikyuu
#Haikyuu

Minus the final line about holding out, this is Hinata’s opening line from the very first stage play just after the dramatic opening sequence, and also Hinata’s monologue just before he scores the final winning point in the match against Shiratorizawa, during Kenta’s graduation performance in The Strongest Team. 

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gather round gekidan haikyuu gekidan haikyuu suga kenta twitter translation covid-19
engekihaikyuu
Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu #GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuuIn light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan...

Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu #GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu

In light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan Haikyuu (the Haikyuu cast present and former) to chime in.  Many are quoting their characters’ lines and adjusting them to fit the pandemic situation as well as giving other words of support to each other and to fans.  

Tsuwabuki Toshi (Sakusa)
You guys are washing your hands and gargling and properly wearing masks right…
#GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu
#FightOnEngekiHaikyuu
#Haikyuu

Pretty sure this isn’t any of Sakusa’s notable lines but it’s definitely something Sakusa would say lol  

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tsuwabuki toshi gather round gekidan haikyuu gekidan haikyuu twitter translation covid-19
engekihaikyuu
Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu #GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuuIn light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan...

Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu #GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu

In light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan Haikyuu (the Haikyuu cast present and former) to chime in.  Many are quoting their characters’ lines and adjusting them to fit the pandemic situation as well as giving other words of support to each other and to fans.  

Kawahara Kazuma (1st Ennoshita)
Don’t flap about!
What makes for good preventative measures?!
A good handwash!!
#GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu
#FightOnEngekiHaikyuu
#Haikyuu

This is modified from Ennoshita yelling to Hinata, “What makes a good jump?  A good run-up!” 

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kawahara kazuma covid-19 gekidan haikyuu gather round gekidan haikyuu twitter translation this is the one that had me cracking up first thing this morning
engekihaikyuu
Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu #GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuuIn light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan...

Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu #GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu

In light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan Haikyuu (the Haikyuu cast present and former) to chime in.  Many are quoting their characters’ lines and adjusting them to fit the pandemic situation as well as giving other words of support to each other and to fans.  

Kondou Shouri (Kuroo) 
We are the blood flowing in our veins
Flow smoothly without stopping
Circulate oxygen
So that the “brain” can work at its best
All for one and one for all, that’s why we’re taking these precautions like staying indoors.  
#GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu
#FightOnEngekiHaikyuu
#Haikyuu

Obviously, Shouri is quoting Nekoma’s team chant, and then highlights how their team’s philosophy can apply to us all.   

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kondou shouri gekidan haikyuu gather round gekidan haikyuu twitter translation covid-19 shouri came in for the kill using the nekoma chant on me how dare Nekoma working hard for the one brain that they have and then that brain coming up with the best ways for the entire team to win all for one and one for all don't even talk to me right now i'm sobbing
engekihaikyuu
Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu #GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuuIn light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan...

Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu #GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu

In light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan Haikyuu (the Haikyuu cast present and former) to chime in.  Many are quoting their characters’ lines and adjusting them to fit the pandemic situation as well as giving other words of support to each other and to fans.  

Nagata Takato (Kenma)
Kuro…  can’t we stop with that?
But, it’s not me that’s strong, it’s everyone. 
#GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu
#FightOnEngekiHaikyuu
#Haikyuu

As per usual, Takato likes to piggyback off of Shouri’s tweets.  Then he uses two of Kenma’s quotes verbatim.  

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nagata takato twitter translation gather round gekidan haikyuu gekidan haikyuu covid-19 it's everyonnnnneeee
engekihaikyuu
Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu #GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuuIn light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan...

Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu #GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu

In light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan Haikyuu (the Haikyuu cast present and former) to chime in.  Many are quoting their characters’ lines and adjusting them to fit the pandemic situation as well as giving other words of support to each other and to fans.  

Fuchino Yuuto (2nd Nishinoya)
Don’t be afraid you guys!!
Let’s look forward and keep going.
#GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu
#FightOnEngekiHaikyuu
#Haikyuu

Nishinoya has so many cool, uplifting lines, I don’t remember exactly which match this line is from, but I think this specific one is from the Shiratorizawa match.  

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fuchino yuuto gather round gekidan haikyuu gekidan haikyuu twitter translation covid-19
engekihaikyuu
Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu #GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuuIn light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan...

Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu #GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu

In light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan Haikyuu (the Haikyuu cast present and former) to chime in.  Many are quoting their characters’ lines and adjusting them to fit the pandemic situation as well as giving other words of support to each other and to fans.  

Kageyama Tatsuya (2nd Kageyama)
The only ones who can win against the coronavirus are those that take proper precautions.  If you want to win and keep going, then try staying at home. 
Let’s weather this storm together!
#GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu
#FightOnEngekiHaikyuu
#Haikyuu

Kage-chan is using one of Kageyama’s early lines to Hinata after their middle school match, where he says, “The only ones who get to stay on the court are the winners.  The strong.  If you want to win and keep going, then get stronger.”  

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kageyama tatsuya covid-19 twitter translation gekidan haikyuu gather round gekidan haikyuu this is another one that had me howling with laugther because it's like OH YOU WANNA WINNNN?!?!?! THEN STAY THE FUCK HOME kage-chan you're suck a dork i love you
engekihaikyuu
Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu #GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuuIn light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan...

Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu #GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu

In light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan Haikyuu (the Haikyuu cast present and former) to chime in.  Many are quoting their characters’ lines and adjusting them to fit the pandemic situation as well as giving other words of support to each other and to fans.  

Hashimoto Shouhei (1st Nishinoya)
Of course everyone’s uneasy.
But!
There’s nothing to be scared about!!  You guys just keep looking straight ahead!!  “We’ll” be the ones to guard your backs. 
#GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu
#FightOnEngekiHaikyuu
#Haikyuu

Shouhei modifies one of Nishinoya’s lines from their Inter-High match against Datekou but adjusts it so that it’s no longer a singular subject.  Instead of “I’ll” guard your back, he says “we” instead. 

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hashimoto shouhei gekidan haikyuu gather round gekidan haikyuu twitter translation covid-19 gotta get that guardian deity reference in
engekihaikyuu
Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu #GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuuIn light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan...

Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu #GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu

In light of Engeki Haikyuu (and all other stage shows) having to cancel their tours during this pandemic, Kouhei (1st Tanaka) kicked off a hashtag on Twitter to get all members of Gekidan Haikyuu (the Haikyuu cast present and former) to chime in.  Many are quoting their characters’ lines and adjusting them to fit the pandemic situation as well as giving other words of support to each other and to fans.  

Gotou Takeru (Yaku)
“Why now” 
Is probably how we’re all feeling, but… 
Let’s all take the spirit of 
“We’ll conquer Nationals” 
and do our best.
#GatherRoundGekidanHaikyuu
#FightOnEngekiHaikyuu
#Haikyuu

Takeru with the gut-punch line from when Yaku got injured in the Nekoma vs Nohebi match, and also bringing in the line that Yaku and Kuroo share from when they joined the team in their first year.  

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gotou takeru twitter translation covid-19 gather round gekidan haikyuu gekidan haikyuu this one was an owwwwwwwwww one straight to the heart