In fact, I fear I am a jack-of-all-trades.

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This is kinda random, but have you ever misheard a Hypmic lyric before? This doesn't really count, but I was playing the ARB game w/ Doppo and one of his lines is "motto yaremasu ka?" but I heard it as "motto YARIMASU ka" and I got SO confused! I was like, "Dang, I didn't know Doppo's self-worth was THAT low," but then I realized I misheard. 😭 On the other hand, when I listen to Ikebukuro West Game Park and they say "sakebe", I keep hearing it as "suck a... [explective]" 😂

I can’t process speech very well, so yes, very frequently. I was shocked when I found out Ichirou’s line in TDD Legend was “funky lesson one” and not “fucking lesson one”.

There was another incident when skipping through a drama track (The Loneliness, Tears, and Hope of a Puppet) where I clicked ahead, heard Ramuda saying in a very breathy way “kisuu…” (odd, as in an odd number on a die) and thought it was Gentarou saying, “kisu” (kiss) to which I was like, “Damn, Fling Posse, that escalated quickly. Good for you!”

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“Tsukishima bullies Yamaguchi” Tsukishima bullying Yamaguchi:

“Tsukishima bullies Yamaguchi”
Tsukishima bullying Yamaguchi:

haikyuu!! tsukkiyama tsukishima is being considerate though because he knows the fries would be even soggier once they're done doing homework meaning yams would enjoy them more and he'd have a more reasonable excuse to offer his share of the fries back to yams haven't drawn tkym in what feels like so long.... surprise bitch! bet you thought you'd seen the last of me doodle