Anonymous asked:
Firstly, drunk high five because I am also drunk. Secondly, do you enjoy getting drunk on tuesdays? Thirdly, what's your favorite movie?
I DO LOVE GETTING DRUNK ON TUESDAYS!!! there is something so pleasing to me about an unexpected weekday misbehavior. doing something silly you’re not supposed to be doing on a night you’re not supposed to be doing it really satisfies me.
i will tell you that my username actually comes from how once i worked as a temp in a call center at the age of like…19… with (i thought) unmonitored internet, and i had the best stats in the whole fucking call center, but the manager was on a power trip and had seen another girl browsing the internet and ignoring a call. so she got the IT manager to download EVERYONE’S internet histories, and emailed them to the entire office. of course my internet history was full bonko with fanfiction dot net and livejournal dot com as major features. and i was so panicked that one of my coworkers would follow my livejournal that i PANIC had to change it. at that point, livejournal had a list of recently available usernames, and i was scrolling through it looking for ideas. i had seen drunkfridays and was like “oh, that’s funny!” and @nonnegative said “for you, it’d be drunktuesdays though” and thus, i was born….is this interesting?